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With the sad news Darren Grimes has deleted all of his old tweets (can't think why), here's a thread looking back at some of his finest moments on this website...
1. When he rage quit the Conservative Party last year, cutting up his membership card before realising that wouldn't help his grift in any way whatsoever. He now pretends it never happened.
2. When he had to crowdfund his legal fees in late 2018, and completely forgot how old he was
3. When he agreed with Boris Johnson that the UK shouldn't enter lockdown then a couple of days later got annoyed people weren't respecting lockdown
4. When he criticised young people for "moaning" about their lives despite spending every waking hour tweeting about how much he hates his life in London
5. Quite simply, his tweets when Boris Johnson went into hospital recently
6. One of Darren's Twitter habits is tweeting the same thing over and over with slightly adjusted wording
7. One of Darren's Twitter habits is tweeting the same thing over and over with the wording slightly changed
8. In response to news EU Citizens were not having their rights guaranteed post-Brexit, Darren thought it a good idea to tweet this
9. Along with Twitter, Darren has deleted his entire Facebook history. Again, can't think why...
10. Earlier this year Darren was invited onto Politics Live to discuss Irish Politics, a day after tweeting that he found Irish Politics "bloody confusing"
11. Earlier this month Darren was invited onto the BBC to discuss Dominic Cummings, a day after tweeting that he wanted broadcasters to "stop asking me to speak about Dominic Cummings"
12. Thankfully, during his desperate attempts to defend Cummings, he never once came across slightly hypocritical. Not at all.
13. When he absolutely shit his pants because someone sold a rainbow poppy on eBay, then did it again five days later for no real reason
14. This video
15. When he admitted to never trying pilates as he thought it was "for Jeremy Corbyn"
16. It's important to understand Darren doesn't fall for "the left's identity politics bullshit"
Just talks about being from the North a lot
Just talks about being from the North a lot
17. Darren Grimes 2017-2020 (Summarised)
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