Okay, I said this already today, but here is my SERIOUS pitch; this thread.

WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH LEGEND OF THE GALACTIC HEROES!

Melodrama and political drama? You like that stuff? Are those your thing?

Fucking GET IN already. Got plenty of that here!

A lifetime supply of that good shit, just in one fucking character!

Space battles?
BOOM!

I got your fucking space battles right fucking here!

Ka BOOM motherfuckers!
Look at this sick ship design!

The characters!!!
Hot fucking damn the fucking characters!

Lemme introduce you to these two bastards!

Yang and Reinhard.
Your two main characters, who you will LOVE to see every
time they fucking appear, it's a godDAMNED treat!

NO LIE!

Plus there's a whole ass cast who are all charming in their own ways.
(except you)

Romance? We got that!
Bromance? WE GOT THAT!

"War is bad, WOW cool space fortress?" WE MOTHER FUCKING GOT THAT!

I know, "Mac, this sounds good so far, but what about friendship?"

"Okay, okay, but what about a bond so deep between two men that no one could possibly understand? Something that would make Oscar Wilde blush. I want butterflies. I want... a platonically intimate male relationship."

We. Got. That!

"But Mac, what if... I want lots of the characters I get to know and love, to die horrible, slow, painfully tragic deaths?"

Bruh.

"I'm gonna be honest, Mac, I'm not here for your recommendation. I'm here since my sponsor from Alcoholics Anonymous sent me to apologize to all my acquaintances about being an alcoholic and I just want to say-"

Just watch the fucking show already!!?

Look,
"My Conquest is the Sea of Stars"
Is only an hour long and it's on YouTube...

You got no excuse, smh.