How To Be Billionaire in 700 Tips (Without Even Trying):

1. Pick Up any Gold you find
2. Scrub a dub dub in the tubby tub tub
3. Time you spend doing anything, is time you could spend doing some thing else
4. Surround Yourself with People
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5. Listen in on Conversations. They might clue you in on near by Treasure
6. Teams are over rated. You dont want a Team. You want a Billion Dollars
7. There is always a Coupon Code
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8. Some times the Coupon code is expired
9. Some times to make One Billion Dollars, you need to lose One Hundred Billion Dollars
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10. Gambling usually does not work. But I have a feeling you are a lucky person
11. If one of your enemys gets a hold of one of your teeth, or a lock of hair, they can Curse you. Do not let this happen
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12. Shake a Man's hand but have a dagger in your other hand and a hand buzzer in your shaking hand and have a mouth full of loogie ready to spit in his face like a camel
13. Trust Your Mother. She knows a thing or two about wealth, because she is rich in her Children
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14. Business is for Boys. Sorry ladys.
15. Business is for Ladys. Sorry boys.
16. Business is for Children. Grown ups Drool
17. Business is for Grown ups. Children are gay
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18. Do not do anyhthing a fucking idiot would do.
19. Do not do anything a Genius would do. Geniuses dont make money
20. Only Mr King Shit him self makes money
21. Thats who you Are
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22. Dont interupt a Hen, while she's Laying
23. Don't interrupt a Dog, while its Barking
24. Dont interrupt a gamer, while hes Gaming
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25. Rub two sticks together, at speed. You've got fire
26. Strike a stone against another. That spark? Fire
27. Crank that soulja boy. you KNOW ITS FIRE
28. Where there is fire, there is Warmth
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29. Where there is Warmth, there is Comfort
30. Where there is Comfort, there is Love
31. Where there is Love, there is A Billion Dollars
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32. Where there is A Billion Dollars, there is Envy
33. Where there is Envy, there is Wrath
34. Where there is Wrath, there is Rage
35. Rage is Cringe
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36. It can be seen thus that A Billion Dollars, leads only to Cringe
37. How did this happen? There used to be Love! There used to be A Billion Dollars! Now all I have is Cringe!
38. Feel that Anguish. Excruciating Pain, is Good. You can make money off it
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39. Write a book about how you lost A Billion Dollars
40. Write Several: The Cringe Trilogy (How I Lost A Billion Dollars)
41. Book 1: A Billion Dollars. Book 2: Envy & Wrath. Book 3: Cringe (The Fall)
42. Ten Billion Dollars in sales. People want to read your Suffering
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43. Throw that Ten Billion Dollars in the trash. You want A Billion Dollars, not Ten.
44. Money made off writing books is worthless. It took too long and it makes people Read
45. Back to Square One
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46. Try doing what you truly love to do, to make a Billion Dollars
47. Shit!!! You SUCK at what you love to do. You have NO talent
48. There's a MILLION guys better at it than you and they absolutely HATE doing it AND they're poor
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49. Realize that you would love A Billion Dollars, more than you would love doing what you love to do
50. You've unlocked a super power. Now you can eat Shit for money
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51. "Work" is a four letter word, just like "Piss"
52. "A Billion Dollars" is 15 letters, so it is not divisible by "Piss"
53. And there fore not divisible, or Achievable, by Work
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52. To demonstrate, A Billion Dollars, divided by Piss, is "P Isspiss Pisspis"
53. Which is nonsense
54. So youre safe
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55. Respect Your Elders
56. Respect Your Welders
57. Respect Your Smelters
58. Respect your Peltasts
59. Respect your (Heavy) Cavalry
60. No Respect for light cav
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61. The Moon is over rated. The Sun is where it's at.
62. Only lunatics disagree
63. Plants turn sun light, into Money
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64. Use technical hindsight analysis of successful people to try to do things like make money or do creative work
65. Don't realize that nobody you are applying this analysis to did this to get there
66. Don't know what else to do because you don't have good ideas
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65. Goes like this: Read "Sixty Elements of A Team of ASS KICKER that GET SHIT DONE give ZERO FUCKS"
66. Assemble your own team for your product "Toilet Tank Aquarium" Following rules exactly
67. What the hell! It didnt work! What went wrong!!! Wheres my Billion Dolars!!
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68. What went wrong is you read a Book, instead of just being a Genius instead
69. Number 69: Dont Read
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72. Don't bother remembering how to count either
73. Books contain an inherent bias - every thing written in them is written by Authors, so you only ever get an Author's perspective from reading them
74. People read books their whole lives and never realize this
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75. This is the tyranny of the Writer. You will never read anything that wasn't written by one
76. Think you will LISTEN instead? No. Talkers have that monopoly. A man will tell you he is a Plumber, or a Carpenter, or a Choo Choo Train Driver. No - just another Talker.
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77. Don't listen to a single god damn thing people tell you. They're all IDIOTS
78. Don't even listen the WIND
79. Just listen to the sound of your little feet slapping the pavement
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