1. A guy on this twitter just got a job last year. He doesn't know his state governor, deputy, speaker SHA, senator & HOR representing him. He isn't from Kaduna or Lagos doesn't live in either states but tweets non-stop about Elrufai, Tinubu. He knows how Tinubu is behind
2. everything. He knows how Ajimobi was secretly moved last night, he knows it wasnt Abba Kyari that was buried. He saw a leaked memo how Elrufai' plans to wipe all of southern Kaduna. This guy knows about the military's conspiracy to allow herdsmen wipe out all the Christians.
3. Without being at the NWC meeting or even nearing Benin, he knows the plans to shoot & snatch ballot box being hatched for Edo elections. This fellow knows all the secret plans that have been done & being planned. He knows all this sitting is his one room apartment in Taraba
4. state. This person is 99% of all of us on twitter, we imagine shit based on our bias & just tweet. Then another set of fools retweet & run away with the nonsense.

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