why this frame from the malang title song is one of my favorite bollywood images: a thread
first, all the flight times are between 03:00 and 09:00, which is 3am to 9am, because airports in india use military time. so of course, its a beautiful afternoon outside. off to a fantastic start (1/7)
but actually what time is it in this frame? it has to be before 06:07, but they're checking in the flight that leaves at 07:10? but its so bright outside? nothing makes sense (2/7)
also what the hell happened at this airport? why are all the flights diverted or arriving hours late except for the one flight needed for the plot? something isn't right (3/7)
i also love how this sign board has no titles on the columns, so i have no idea what MT1020 or D17506 means. flight numbers? the price of the tickets? the weight of the plane? it will remain a mystery (4/7)
now, the reason i wanted to do this thread: the destinations. the first few are ok - buenos aires, hong kong, bridgetown - so far so good. chicago? new york? cool cool (5/7)
but this miraculous airport has one (1) flight to jersey. new jersey? jersey in the UK? sports jersey? i don't know, im screaming.
or why don't you take the flight to canada? the one flight servicing the entire country? i am going to lose my mind (6/7)
and finally, the cherry on top: the flight servicing the beautiful city of
*checks notes*
fort lauoerdale, florida

with an extra space between the words for emphasis. i unironically love this so much (7/7)
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