Captain Jack Sparrow Live From Queensland Children's Hospital (Part 1/?)
Part 2/?
Asha: What would be the theme song of your life, right now?
Captain Jack: La Mer by Charles Trenet. It's a very beautiful song and I've loved it all me life.
Part 3/?
Part 4/?
Captain Jack: I have airconditioning. Built-in. There are holes in the back of me hat from bullet holes.😂
Part 5/?
Part 6/?
Asha: What would your dream 24 hours be like?
Captain Jack: First, water. As opposed to rum, you see? Water, as in the ocean, then around you there's like a bunch of sand, and then there's this horrible hot light comes out from the top of the sky. And then you're happy.
Part 7/?
Gabbie: If you could be any animal, what would you be?
Captain Jack: A ferret. Because when one is thrown into a wall, one wants to be a ferret. I have been told that a ferret can hit a wall with maximum speed and bounce off with nothing but a smile.
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