Okay SO. This drama was the most difficult to access BY FAR, but these two look belligerent and pretty, which is pretty much my kryptonite.
Let's! Begin! HIStory 3! Trapped!
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Let's! Begin! HIStory 3! Trapped!
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Standard warning applies: I'll keep all my screaming tweets limited to this one thread, so if you'd like to skip my descent into this particular vortex, feel free to mute the thread.
LOOK AT THIS SMUG SELF-SATISFIED MAFIA BRO
wow I usually don't have any feelings about mafia stories but I'm at least 43% invested in this particular mafia bro's story already
wow I usually don't have any feelings about mafia stories but I'm at least 43% invested in this particular mafia bro's story already
did I just fall into a side pairing
again?
again?
why does he remind me of Zhao Yunlan
the whole unruffled smug badass thing is definitely my thing
the whole unruffled smug badass thing is definitely my thing

omg this adorable squad and their snarky peanut gallery of one
I LOVE HOW HE'S JUST HANGING OUT BACK THERE LISTENING TO THEM
I LOVE HOW HE'S JUST HANGING OUT BACK THERE LISTENING TO THEM
He's been my favorite from his first frame and I have no idea what his name is. \\o/
For those keeping track, I have collected the following adopted sons:
• My favorite son Win
• My perfectface son Sun
• My beautiful gentle son Arthit
• My dumpster-diving raccoon son Third
• My grumpy Pomeranian son Pete
• My good ghost son Mes
and now my smug son Jack
• My favorite son Win
• My perfectface son Sun
• My beautiful gentle son Arthit
• My dumpster-diving raccoon son Third
• My grumpy Pomeranian son Pete
• My good ghost son Mes
and now my smug son Jack

THIS IS ADORABLE and this is seriously giving me Harry the Auror Stalking Draco the Former Death Eater vibes.
I like this puppy. He is a Good. I would adopt him too but I think he's going to date my son Jack so I'll just be inordinately fond of him.
If your first thought when you watch this scene is, "You have all that money and you didn't install a rain shower?" you might be with me somewhere on the ace spectrum.
Literally when Main Character Guy was like, "Who's he talking to so gently," I was like, "Probably his sister."
MMMMM.
MMMMM.
are...they aware...that they're being very sexual in this elevator right now
do they need someone to tell them
i volunteer
do they need someone to tell them
i volunteer
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE welcome back my wonderful child

I HAD TO WATCH THIS WHOLE PART TWICE BECAUSE I SPENT THE FIRST WATCH THINKING, "They better wash their hands they BETTER wash their hands if they don't wash their hands I'm going to write a whole fic where they're attacked and mortally wounded by a giant urinal."
Shao Fei: I'm not gonna chase Tang Yi again. 
Shao Fei: I'm not gonna chase Tang Yi again.
Shao Fei: I'm not gonna chase Tang Yi again.
Shao Fei: I'm not gonna chase Tang Yi again.

Shao Fei: I'm not gonna chase Tang Yi again.

Shao Fei: I'm not gonna chase Tang Yi again.

Shao Fei: I'm not gonna chase Tang Yi again.

Shao Fei: Listen, trust me on this, just the other day before he cornered me in an elevator and left me cuffed to a railing, we had this talk, and see
Shao Fei:
Shao Fei:
Shao Fei:
Shao Fei: Y'know, my art skills have improved since I drew that. I should draw another one using that photo I took from his neighbor's balcony as a model. I'm very good at my job.
Shao Fei:
Shao Fei:
Shao Fei: Y'know, my art skills have improved since I drew that. I should draw another one using that photo I took from his neighbor's balcony as a model. I'm very good at my job.
"Even my amateur drawing of him is more attractive than real people. I should tell my coworkers about this. They usually unblock my number around this time."
It has happened once onscreen, but I am issuing a declaration that in my head canon, it has happened at least twice more offscreen, and Shao Fei is shocked Every Single Time it happens.
I mean /I/ had no idea what this meant but I guess after you've been dating for four years, it becomes easier to interpret "you ask some annoying questions and I'll kick the driver in the face" from a few Significant Eye Movements.
Shao Fei: I was just worried because he got punched in the face really hard and if he got hurt too badly he wouldn't look like my drawing anymore and I worked really hard on that.
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
I love Tang Yi looking at Shao Fei like, "How did you force me against my will to continue holding your hand."
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Tang Yi:
Shao Fei:
Tang Yi:
Shao Fei:
Tang Yi:
Shao Fei:
Tang Yi: That was platonic.
Shao Fei: REALLY platonic.
#h3tjs
Shao Fei:
Tang Yi:
Shao Fei:
Tang Yi:
Shao Fei:
Tang Yi: That was platonic.
Shao Fei: REALLY platonic.
#h3tjs
Shao Fei: Never have I ever had my boyfriend apply a tourniquet to my arm using his own tie while we were hiding out from his enemies in an abandoned brick house. Really?! Only me!? Wow, okay. [takes shot]
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
What EXCELLENT established relationship content I'm being fed. Literally change the screencaps to WinTeam and there'd be zero difference.
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Shao Fei: What have I ever done to him? He acts like I've been stalking and harassing him for four years or something.
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Shao Fei: Fine, if you won't have a heartwarming moment with me, I'll just share my longterm future goals with you.
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Shao Fei: And then he watched over me all night.
End report!
Captain: ..................................
Colleagues: ..................................
Shao Fei: Nothing HAPPENED, you guys! It was totally platonic! Man, the places your imaginations take you.
#h3tjs

Captain: ..................................
Colleagues: ..................................
Shao Fei: Nothing HAPPENED, you guys! It was totally platonic! Man, the places your imaginations take you.
#h3tjs
NOT ONLY IS HE CURLED UP NEXT TO HIM HE ALSO PUT HIS JACKET OVER HIM
I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT MY HEART HAS BEEN GIVEN TOO MANY FEELINGS AT ONCE AND IT CANNOT PROCESS THEM ALL
#h3tjs
I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT MY HEART HAS BEEN GIVEN TOO MANY FEELINGS AT ONCE AND IT CANNOT PROCESS THEM ALL
#h3tjs
ARE YOU /JOKING/
HE WAKES HIM UP BY /TICKLING/
WHAT DO YOU /WANT/ FROM ME YOU ALREADY HAVE MY HEART
#h3tjs
HE WAKES HIM UP BY /TICKLING/
WHAT DO YOU /WANT/ FROM ME YOU ALREADY HAVE MY HEART
#h3tjs
Tang Yi's Brain: Okay, I have to think of a way to explain who he is that doesn't sound like I'm attracted to him.
Tang Yi's Mouth:
#h3tjs
Tang Yi's Mouth:
#h3tjs
LITERALLY THE ONLY THING STOPPING ME FROM WRITING FIC ABOUT THEM RIGHT NOW IS THAT I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
I'M SO ANGRY THEY'VE BARELY HAD SCREEN TIME TOGETHER AND I'M TAKING SCREENCAPS OF THEM THAT AREN'T EVEN NOTABLE [THROWS REDUNDANT FURNITURE INTO THE SUN]
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
[FERAL SCREAM]
AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW HUH
LIVE MY LIFE???
I CAN'T
THIS IS ALL I'M EVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO THINK ABOUT
YOU'VE RUINED ME, THE JACK SHOW
#h3tjs
AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW HUH
LIVE MY LIFE???
I CAN'T
THIS IS ALL I'M EVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO THINK ABOUT
YOU'VE RUINED ME, THE JACK SHOW
#h3tjs
[POINTS]
[P O I N T S]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#h3tjs
[P O I N T S]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#h3tjs
Stranger: How did you two meet?
Zhao Zi: He kidnapped me. [sips champagne]
Stranger: ......
Jack: [smiles and nods]
Zhao Zi: He kidnapped me. [sips champagne]
Stranger: ......
Jack: [smiles and nods]
OKAY I REWATCHED IT THREE TIMES I THINK I CAN MOVE ON NOW
EXCEPT WOW I STILL FEEL VERY ATTACKED BY JACK'S PROTECTIVE INSTINCTS AND HOW ZHAO ZI'S JUST LIKE, ".....ANYWAY MY LUNCH :("
EXCEPT WOW I STILL FEEL VERY ATTACKED BY JACK'S PROTECTIVE INSTINCTS AND HOW ZHAO ZI'S JUST LIKE, ".....ANYWAY MY LUNCH :("
okay I lied I need one more
LIKE
THERE'S NO WAY??? JACK DIDN'T SEE THIS AFFRONT TO MY SENSIBILITIES???
BUT HE WAS STILL LIKE, "I HAVE A GREAT NEED TO FLIRT WITH THIS ADORABLE PERSON RIGHT NOW AND NO ONE, NOT GOD OR HUMAN OR SOME MOLDING EGGPLANT IN AN UGLY SUIT, WILL STOP ME."
LIKE
THERE'S NO WAY??? JACK DIDN'T SEE THIS AFFRONT TO MY SENSIBILITIES???
BUT HE WAS STILL LIKE, "I HAVE A GREAT NEED TO FLIRT WITH THIS ADORABLE PERSON RIGHT NOW AND NO ONE, NOT GOD OR HUMAN OR SOME MOLDING EGGPLANT IN AN UGLY SUIT, WILL STOP ME."
IT'S JUST SO CUTE HOW JACK IS GENUINELY CONCERNED ABOUT HIM AND EVEN BENDS HIS HEAD TO CHECK THAT HE'S OKAY BUT ZHAO ZI'S JUST LIKE, "C'MON I BARELY GOT TO EAT THAT"
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
....................I'm concerned that Shao Fei doesn't have even a baseline level of self-awareness.
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
SO MUCH ADEPT COOKING
I AM SO PROUD
AND SO GRATEFUL AS A WRITER WHO WANTS TO WRITE MORE COOKING SCENES
#h3tjs
I AM SO PROUD
AND SO GRATEFUL AS A WRITER WHO WANTS TO WRITE MORE COOKING SCENES
#h3tjs
...speaking of cooking I need to set the rice cooker for dinner and reflect on how I'm going to be committing all of my free time to writing fic about these four disasters from now on
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Shao Fei: I came to return your lighter 
Tang Yi: Thank you
Shao Fei: I know it means a lot to you so
Tang Yi: It does thank you
Shao Fei: Can I do investigation things?
Tang Yi: Don't spoil the mood
Shao Fei: Okay go on a date with me then
Jack: ...
#h3jts

Tang Yi: Thank you

Shao Fei: I know it means a lot to you so

Tang Yi: It does thank you

Shao Fei: Can I do investigation things?

Tang Yi: Don't spoil the mood

Shao Fei: Okay go on a date with me then

Jack: ...

#h3jts
Captain: So what did you do on your day off?
Shao Fei: ........what I DIDN'T do was go on a date with Tang Yi.
Captain: ......................
Shao Fei:
#h3tjs
Shao Fei: ........what I DIDN'T do was go on a date with Tang Yi.
Captain: ......................
Shao Fei:

#h3tjs
Jack: Thank you for including me as an audience member to your unusual ongoing mating dance with my boss.
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
DID I MISS AN EPISODE WHERE THE BIG CONFESSION, WEDDING, AND FIRST FOUR YEARS OF MARRIAGE HAPPENED
JUST CURIOUS BECAUSE
[HANDS]
#h3tjs
JUST CURIOUS BECAUSE
[HANDS]
#h3tjs
noooononononono good sweet child, he's spiritually on his fifth year of marriage and he's very monogamous
I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS THOUGH
#h3tjs
I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS THOUGH
#h3tjs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE CAN STAY



#h3tjs
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE CAN STAY



#h3tjs
oh no I love him too I've never adopted three sons from one drama before but i'm very very tempted
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Shao Fei: And since we're friends you can kiss me too IF YOU WANT TO I MEAN NOT THAT YOU HAVE TO JUST pUtTiNg iT OuT thERe................
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE JACK SHOW FOR LOVING ME AND TREATING ME WELL THESE PAST THIRTY-ONE HOURS
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Shao Fei: Would your oTHER friends stalk you and bring you gifts AM I YOUR BEST FRIEND YET
Tang Yi:
Shao Fei: pleasedatemeormarrymewhicheveryouprefer
#h3tjs
Tang Yi:
Shao Fei: pleasedatemeormarrymewhicheveryouprefer
#h3tjs
i'm gonna go to bed, she thought, and then her reason for living appeared onscreen and she thought, but first i will watch and rewatch this scene many times
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
IN THE INTEREST OF HONESTY
I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT I LITERALLY JUST THREW MY ARMS OVER MY FACE AND SHOUTED, "WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE THEM," AT MY CEILING SO LOUD I FRIGHTENED MYSELF
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE THEM
#h3tjs
I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT I LITERALLY JUST THREW MY ARMS OVER MY FACE AND SHOUTED, "WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE THEM," AT MY CEILING SO LOUD I FRIGHTENED MYSELF
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE THEM
#h3tjs
LOOK I FULLY REALIZE THERE'S PROBABLY AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE BEHIND JACK CASING A COP'S HOUSE BUT THERE'S ALSO A CHANCE THAT HE'S JUST WEIRD BUT EITHER WAY THAT FIRST KISS LINE IS GOING TO BE 170% OF MY THOUGHTS UNTIL I WAKE UP TOMORROW TO CONTINUE MY DESCENT INTO THIS VORTEX
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Shao Fei: lisTEN I'VE BEEN STALKING AND HARASSING THIS BEAUTIFUL MOB BOSS FOR FOUR YEARS I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR HIM WHAT ARE YOU HIS FAMILY
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Tang Yi: So then they're bOTH looking at me, right, and I'm like, gotta love these days when getting shot at by your mafia enemies isn't the most uncomfortable part of the day.
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Shao Fei: why are you like this you act like the police do things like use our power for our own personal interests but /I/ have clearly never done that I am an arbiter of justice also can I see your pecs again it's for my investigation of your body and I have a deadline
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
......................please tell me every time she gets pissed off at her brother she gets taken out for ice cream
I love her
#h3tjs
I love her
#h3tjs
(Wait quick question. I think she's his actual sister, but when he talks about his 'brothers' I get the feeling that's not the, like, familial sense of the word, right? Is she his only blood-related family?)
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Shao Fei: I WILL USE EVERY ROLE I HAVE EVEN THE MOST TENUOUS CONNECTION TO IN ORDER TO GET MY SLEEPOVER, HANDSOME, SO YOU JUST KEEP TRYING TO OUT-STUBBORN ME
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Jack: You see, you're in good with the guy I intend to propose a long-term cuddling arrangement to.
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
[tiny shriek]
I THOUGHT SHAO FEI WAS GOING TO LIKE
USE FOUR OUNCES OF SELF-RESTRAINT AND NOT IMMEDIATELY CAVE AND RUN TO HIM BUT WOW I AM GIVING THIS DISASTER
WA AA AAAAAA AA AA AAAA YYY
TOO MUCH CREDIT
#h3tjs
I THOUGHT SHAO FEI WAS GOING TO LIKE
USE FOUR OUNCES OF SELF-RESTRAINT AND NOT IMMEDIATELY CAVE AND RUN TO HIM BUT WOW I AM GIVING THIS DISASTER
WA AA AAAAAA AA AA AAAA YYY
TOO MUCH CREDIT
#h3tjs
i'm sorry nOW?
NOW????
HE'S REALIZING NOW???????
IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS
SHAO FEI
YOU NEEDED A GANG MEMBER TO TELL YOU YOUR EMOTIONS
YOU WENT TO HIS HOUSE TO RETURN A LIGHTER AND TOOK HIM OUT FOR LUNCH
YOU'VE BEEN STALKING HIM FOR FOUR YEARS WITH NO EVIDENCE
SHAO FEI
#h3tjs
NOW????
HE'S REALIZING NOW???????
IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS
SHAO FEI
YOU NEEDED A GANG MEMBER TO TELL YOU YOUR EMOTIONS
YOU WENT TO HIS HOUSE TO RETURN A LIGHTER AND TOOK HIM OUT FOR LUNCH
YOU'VE BEEN STALKING HIM FOR FOUR YEARS WITH NO EVIDENCE
SHAO FEI
#h3tjs
THE LEVEL OF PRESUMPTION
SHAO FEI'S LIKE, "EXCUSE ME, SIR, I JUST INVITED MYSELF TO LIVE WITH HIM (INDEFINITELY) YESTERDAY HOW DARE YOU THINK YOU HAVE A PLACE ABOVE ME."
#h3tjs
SHAO FEI'S LIKE, "EXCUSE ME, SIR, I JUST INVITED MYSELF TO LIVE WITH HIM (INDEFINITELY) YESTERDAY HOW DARE YOU THINK YOU HAVE A PLACE ABOVE ME."
#h3tjs
Shao Fei: ......................Define filthy. I've had some thoughts relating to joint showers that by definition are quite the opposite.
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
[PERPETUAL SCREAM]
ARE YOU!!!!!!!!
REALLY!?!?!?!?!?!?!
REALLY????????????
HE'S NOT ASHAMED???????????
THIS IS SO GOOD
THIS IS GOD-TIER
SHAO FEI IS NOW ON THE TIER OF ZHAO "WHAT, NEVER SEEN TWO HOT GAY MEN TOGETHER BEFORE" YUNLAN
(teehee 'cos ZYL is a god, get it)
#h3tjs
ARE YOU!!!!!!!!
REALLY!?!?!?!?!?!?!
REALLY????????????
HE'S NOT ASHAMED???????????
THIS IS SO GOOD
THIS IS GOD-TIER
SHAO FEI IS NOW ON THE TIER OF ZHAO "WHAT, NEVER SEEN TWO HOT GAY MEN TOGETHER BEFORE" YUNLAN
(teehee 'cos ZYL is a god, get it)
#h3tjs
It's super sad how low the bar is. A very basic "wow, he's not ashamed of who he is or who he loves" is making me deeply emotional.
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Shao Fei: Repeat the word?
"Boundaries."
Shao Fei: Hmm...nope, not familiar. Could you use it in a sentence?
"People should respect each other's personal boundaries."
Shao Fei: Ha! Sounds fake.
#h3tjs
"Boundaries."
Shao Fei: Hmm...nope, not familiar. Could you use it in a sentence?
"People should respect each other's personal boundaries."
Shao Fei: Ha! Sounds fake.
#h3tjs
ASKJFGVHXJYGHBHPK
FIFTEEN SECONDS
THAT'S ALL IT TOOK FOR "THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMY IS MY FRIEND" TO KICK IN
ICONIC
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#h3tjs
FIFTEEN SECONDS
THAT'S ALL IT TOOK FOR "THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMY IS MY FRIEND" TO KICK IN
ICONIC


#h3tjs
JACK APPEARS TO BE REALIZING THAT EVERY SINGLE PASSING MOMENT WITH THIS PERSON IS GOING TO BE BETTER THAN THE LAST
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
IF ZHAO ZI HAD SAID ANY OTHER NAME BUT SHAO FEI'S, I KIND OF THINK JACK MIGHT HAVE BARE MINIMUM SLIPPED A BUCKET OF SCORPIONS IN THE PERSON'S BED AT NIGHT.
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Jack: I didn't plan for this part, but I'm definitely going to be recreating it from time to time until he realizes what I'm doing.
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Shao Fei: DID YOU HEAR THAT. HE TRUSTS ME WITH HIS PRIVATE AFFAIRS. TELL EVERYONE YOU SEE, TOADIE MAN.
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
The reason you don't know what's going on is 'cos you wouldn't let him finish with you, bb.
Also 'cos you're a jealous little viper even though he's given you no reason to be and you're not even dating yet even though you're sort of married already.
#h3tjs
Also 'cos you're a jealous little viper even though he's given you no reason to be and you're not even dating yet even though you're sort of married already.

#h3tjs
this is mean tang yi don't pose questions he's only got four neurons and they're all occupied documenting every centimeter of you that he wants to lick and/or bite
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Tang Yi's like, "Excellent, I was worried that some of the explicit fodder I've been graciously feeding to him wasn't permeating."
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Dude, Shao Fei breathes fire whenever anyone touches Tang Yi, you're not gifted in The Sight.
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Now, I don't know Tang Yi well, but I /do/ think he might be a trifle miffed when he finds out she had a hand in getting his boyfriend shot in the stomach.
It's a shaky theory, though, so take it with a grain of salt.
#h3tjs
It's a shaky theory, though, so take it with a grain of salt.
#h3tjs
Am I reading into this too much by thinking Jack's making it sound like he means Hong Ye but because he's a BossCop shipper he means Shao Fei? Because I'm gonna assume that's what my son with many brain cells is doing.
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Zhao Zi: Okay who here knows Shao Fei has a crush on Tang Yi?
[every single hand]
Shao Fei: ..........................................but I haven't told all of you yet
#h3tjs
[every single hand]
Shao Fei: ..........................................but I haven't told all of you yet
#h3tjs
EXCUSE ME, DRAMA
YOU ARE A FIC
HOW DARE YOU DO AN ADORABLE THING I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN IN A FIC
HOW /DARE/ YOU DO A THING I WASN'T EMOTIONALLY PREPARED TO HANDLE
AGAIN
#h3tjs
YOU ARE A FIC
HOW DARE YOU DO AN ADORABLE THING I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN IN A FIC
HOW /DARE/ YOU DO A THING I WASN'T EMOTIONALLY PREPARED TO HANDLE
AGAIN
#h3tjs
I WILL GNAW YOUR SOUL OUT OF EXISTENCE IF YOU DON'T MOVE THAT GUN AWAY FROM MY SON, VOID BAIT
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
Have I talked at length in the last five minutes about how much, why, and what I love about Jack?
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING, LIKE, "DON'T YOU DARE DO THE TROPE I HATE DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE HIM TANG YI I WILL BE SO ANGRY WITH YOU IF YOU DO," AND THEN SUPERIOR HUMAN SHAO FEI DID THAT AND I WAS LIKE, "OH MY RAINBOWY GOD WHAT A GENIUS MENG SHAO FEI IS"
HE'S MY H E R O
#h3tjs
HE'S MY H E R O
#h3tjs
exCUSE ME
WOULD ONE OF YOU BE SO GOOD AS TO EXPLAIN TO ME HOW YOU DO BARELY ANYTHING AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO WRITE TEN FICS BASED ON IT
IT'S RUDE, OKAY
KEEP DOING IT
#h3tjs
WOULD ONE OF YOU BE SO GOOD AS TO EXPLAIN TO ME HOW YOU DO BARELY ANYTHING AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO WRITE TEN FICS BASED ON IT
IT'S RUDE, OKAY
KEEP DOING IT
#h3tjs
Jack: The only way this man is going to live a long life is if I murder every malicious human being who even breathes in his general direction - a task I am willing, ready, and excited to execute with fervor for him.
#h3tjs
#h3tjs
IF I MUST GO TO SLEEP, I AM PLEASED FOR IT TO BE WITH THIS ADORABLE PERFECTION AS MY LAST VISUAL BEFORE I DO
(also thanks my good mob son you reminded me that I have to add you four to my deity AU because of this line)
#h3tjs
(also thanks my good mob son you reminded me that I have to add you four to my deity AU because of this line)
#h3tjs