just a johnmark au where businessman johnny gets home late one night and on his midnight elevator ride up to his apartment, he meets a young man dressed in....bdsm gear? carrying a very delicious looking watermelon.

he is intrigued, to say the least.

turns out mark ISNT going to fuck the melon like johnny was afraid ("oh my god no dude i would never disrespect a watermelon like that," mark informs him)

instead, it turns out marks a model and he and his friend are doing a midnight photoshoot and they just got hungry

"its...nearly one in the morning. why a watermelon?"

"dude watermelon has no time limits. but also have you never had melon at one in the morning? it just hits different."

and thats how johnny ends up sitting on the floor of a strangers apartment at 1am, slice of watermelon in hand, nibbling away while watching this very pretty and charming boy dressed in full-on kink gear pose provocatively on a leather couch for his friends camera