DIFFERENT TYPES OF HAIKYUU STANS ACCORDING TO THEIR FAVES ON TWITTER: A THREAD
oikawa stans
-starts every tweet/conversation with Y🅰️H🅾️🅾️~
-shitposts a lot
-likes angst
-they use ‼️and ⁉️every chance they get
-on crack
-is a flat-earther
iwaizumi stans
-has or once had their dn as "iwaizumi's [insert specific item]"
-uses Y🅰️H🅾️🅾️ but slightly less than oiks stans
-used to cry about iwa a lot
-really likes angst, like they fr eat & breathe angst (preferably w either iwa or oiks dying)
-on crack
-who hurt u guys?
hoshiumi stans
-their CAPS LOCK is permanently on
-screams all the time on twt and probably irl too
-funny although their jokes sometimes don't make sense
-gets aNgry when ppl don't know who hoshiumi or hirugami is
-DEF on crack
-scary
atsumu stans
-uses ya and yer every chance they get
-wouldn't admit that they're an atsumu kinnie
-ships atsumu w everyone
-gets a heart attack every time they see his tongue aka the atsutongue™
-h word a lot
-chaotic
-bullies tsumu more than his antis
sakusa stans
-sAkUaTsU sUpReMaCy!!1!
-h word a lot too
-goes feral everytime sakusa does something
-thrives off of crumbs
-lowkey emotional
-random, questionable tweets
-wants to be sakusa's cleaning item for whatever reason
ushijima stans
-tweets w perfect grammar and punctuation
-ALWAYS uses a full stop.
-actually rly funny
-questionable tweets
-sometimes i can't tell whether they're joking or not
-NOT on crack
-"ushijima big c*ck"
osamu stans
-oSaMu iS tHe BeTTeR tWiN!!
-lowkey emotional
-can't stop talking about osamu's shoulder to waist ratio
-osasuna is their otp but they're starting to think that osamu and akaashi are cute too
kuroo stans
-they're either a hot kuroo™ or a nerd kuroo™ supremacist, there's no in between
-used to cry w iwa stans bcs iwa and kuroo haven't appeared but now they're crying alone
-49% of them now believe that kuroo is either d word or is married
-cries every single chapter
akaashi stans
-AKAASHI PRETTIEST SETTER
-cries about his beauty
-lowkey likes angst
-bokuaka supremacy
-has read "in another life" or refuses to read it
-soft
-are u okay?
-cried when akaashi lost the best boyfriend rankings
bokuto stans
-chaotic all the time
-soft
-sometimes you'll forget that they're bokuto stans bcs they talk about other characters all the time
-BOKUAKA SUPREMACY
-cried when they saw that bokuaka didn't get #1 in the rankings
y'all pls don't @ me if this isn't accurate! this is my observation based on my moots!!
ushijima stans type 2
-"ushijima is so handsome"
-on crack
-thinks that the sexiest panel in hq is when ushi said "sorry im so strong"
-ushi stans back in April cried when they saw the "open for a surprise" ushi c*ck tweet
-keyboard sMASHSHSBZHC
-head empty, only ushi
kageyama stans
-pretty chill
-forces themselves to like milk even if they don't
-"kageyama best boi"
-mention kags' childhood & they'll cry
-likes all the other kageyama in different fonts like haru from free!
-ships kagehina but they are starting to look at tsukikage 👁️👁️
y'all rt the thread title thing too please lmao 😹😹 aKAASHI HAS ALMOST AS MUCH RTS AS THE WHOLE THREAD (also plugging myself heyhey follow me for threads that show how little braincells i have) and yes i'll do more soon k bye
sugawara stans
-soft but chaotic
-calls their moots "babies" or sum other name
-gets FURIOUS when someone calls suga the "mom" of karasuno
-can write a whole essay on why suga is best boi
-got mad when the catfish thing happened on suga's bday
asahi stans
-v soft
-asahi is their jesus
-NOT an inarizaki stan
-probs hates inarizaki bcs they boo whenever he served
-asanoya supremacy!!
-doesn't keyboard smash
-40% of them hates the way s4 asahi looks
hinata stans
-v chaotic
-keyboard sMASHSXH
-can't stop talking about Brazil hinata
-either ships hinata w everyone or just with kageyama, there's no in between
-56% of them doesn't rly agree w hinata crashing the training camp but they still love him bcs it was part of his growth
yaku stans
-much like suga stans, they call their moots their babies or sumn
-cried when yaku got injured
-probably has short hair bcs yaku likes girls w short hair
-lowkey chaotic
-doesn't skip meals
lev stans
-candies for breakfast probably
-doesn't always know the time and date but it's ok
-c h a o t i c
-cries over how underrated lev is
-says lev is a babie even though he's a skyscraper compared to them
-sleeping schedule? what's that?
kita stans
-cries everytime they see that one panel of farmer kita
-blows kisses to the sky and says "for kita"
-cried when kita won the best bf ranking
-big-brained. they write analysis threads on everything (tysm)
-always screams about kita
nishinoya stans
-vvvvvvv chaotic
-they feel like his short height makes him even more powerful
-cries bcs they might not see him in the manga again
-doesn't sleep or sleeps 12 hours straight
-likes screaming
-phone battery is always low
tendou stans
-they made jokes about tendou being bald and cried when they see that tendou is actually bald
-cries bcs they don't know anything about timeskip tendou except for him being bald
-randomly sings BAKI BAKI NI ORE
-on serious crack
-has probably stolen a pencil once
kenma stans
-chill but can be fERAL
-some of them started playing animal crossing bcs of kenma??
-they can't look at timeskip kenma without hyperventilating
-funny
-irregular eating patterns
-charges their phone only when it reaches below 10%
goshiki stans
-"goshiki best boi"
-will fight anyone who makes fun of his haircut
-chaotic tweets
-everyone shouts at them when do they dumb shit
-has probably been scammed once or twice
tsukishima stans
-no one can tell if they're joking or not sometimes
-likes to bully their friends
-couldn't tolerate him at first but now he's their best boi
-has probably made a kid go away just by looking at them straight in the eyes
-that scene in S3 made them cry for 1 week
suna stans
-ships osasuna even though they barely interact w one another
-some of them started wearing eyeliner bcs of him
-questionable tweets
-has screenshots of every suna panel
-cried bcs there was less than 30 secs of him in s4
-always talks about how pretty & sexc he is
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