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I WISH I WERE THOSE SKULL/AQUA GRUNTS FEEL LIKE SHIT JUST WANNA SQEEZE SOME GUZMA/ARCHIE TIDDY
Also like, on the topic of Guzma I always found it so funny he’s liked by bara artists/drawn buff when whenever I see his pasty ass all I can think of is some guy who’s like an almost 30yo twinky e-boy in baggy clothes and not a beefcake w defined pecs/muscles but I aint complain
I’m sure this is a common idea but Guzma just looks like someone who used to just like, use Axe body spray instead of a shower of something he just LOOKS like he did that (or maybe still does bc Po Town just looks so run down I honestly am worried what facilities work there)
This started out as me being horny for Guzma but it devolved into me thinking about how horribly Team Skull must live bc everything seems so messy/run down. Like I’m sure they have SOME electricity but what else do they really have? Is food scarce? Is there running water?
Like thinkimg about it, the place must smell if running water isn’t a thing (but tbh, considering the constant rain they can do what my aunt did in Mexico once and collect it for use), and then w electricity it barely must work if the pkmn center is an indication so there’s prob
A Problem w the power going out often. That just leads to the problem of food. I haven’t played in a while so I can’t remember but I’m sure food is prob a problem too. W food not being able to be reliably refrigerated so youd rely on nonperishable food like canned food and the
“Fresh food” like fruit and veggies and other stuff being gone quickly either from the lack of refrigerators working reliably or by having to make use of it quickly.

Plus I’m sure w how run down it is that being able to get food in the first place must be hard, I mean
I’m sure that Pokémon aren’t the only things that Team Skull would need/want to steal. I’m sure tho Nanu would try and help tho since he’s been seen to kinda keep watch on Po Town if I remember correctly. But still one man can only do so much
I’m like thinking too much on this I hate this fjdjdn sometimes my brain be like “make a thread on something”.

But anyway I feel I’m rambling anyway Guzma dick has some conditions unless you like, don’t actually live in Po Town and visit just for solely that fjddj
Anyway Guzma being a muscular beefcake and not like, some skinny “might see his ribs without even needing to try who’s lacking in proper food and maybe even a shower depending on how much you think Po Town works” twink is very generous of artists.
Hmm...thinking on it, I know Nanu if I remember right does look out for Team Skull and Po Town so maybe it’s just me wanting to find some positives in the realism of this situation but I think Nanu def helps w some of the problems mentioned above. Like assuming he lives in that
Office, any money he gets from the department/Interpol (Nanu worked there right?) prob goes to helping Team Skull. Like using the money to buy some (both fresh and non perishable) food for everyone just to kinda cut down on them having to steal things. Same for the problem of
Water/electricity. I know the games usually omit things in buildings but I’m positive Nanu’s house/office has to have some kinda bathroom. So maybe he lets them use the shower every once and a while if the water in Po Town is down, the cheap rent means that $ goes SOMEWHERE
So just to have a somewhat positive thing, I like to think that extra money goes to pay the water bill he must have doing that/some food like I mentioned earlier
Still tho I’m sure living in Po Town isn’t all THAT bad. Like Noctis said Team Skull is built on found family. Iit’s comforting knowing the people around you can understand where you’re coming from and stuff. From what I remember everyone got along well & everyone genuinely likes
Guzma and Plumeria.

Anyway that’s enough rambling about me looking too deep into Team Skulk after thinking too hard on art drawing Guzma w muscles that you could squeeze and pecs you can’t fit in one hand.

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Also funny thing is this thread on the over analyzing of Team Skull and Po Town all started bc of this image fjdjd
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