I swear black people would use anything for a weapon. I remember milking goats for puppies with my cousin. A fight broke out and homeboy wanted to beat me with a goat. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏿‍♂️" title="Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (dunkler Hautton)"> https://twitter.com/2lani10111/status/1273558501386788866">https://twitter.com/2lani1011...

He cornered me with that goat, it kept "meeeh meeh" but he didn& #39;t realize it till I told him "nigga that& #39;s a goat". He put it down and took a small one, I told him "that& #39;s a goat too, wtf?" Then he wanted to beat me with myself. He picked me up, now he couldn& #39;t see me. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">

He kept looking for me behind goats in the kraal with me on his shoulders. And he said "Ya, ouna ku fadukapo shapo". I said "nigga this is you& #39;re holding, let me go. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">"