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Men to avoid on dating apps: a necessary thread 
men whose only photo is of them holding a fish
men whose only photos are group photos so you cannot tell who he is
men whose only photo is a black screen because he claims ‘looks shouldn’t matter’
men whose only photo is a black screen because he claims “he works a very important job and has to remain inconspicuous’
men whose only photo is of his crotch and/or ‘abs’
men whose photos are all professionally taken, as he probably isn’t real
men with a bio: here for a good time not a long time
men with a bio: over 6ft cause apparently that matters
men who claim to be “nice guys”, or claim they are “not like other guys” in their bio
men who make any sort of misogynistic ‘joke’ in their bio
men who reference the size of their penis on their bio, saying you should only swipe right if you can ‘take it’
(these ones are liars)
(these ones are liars)
men who claim they will not “hit it and quit it” in their bio, because they most definitely will
men without a bio
men who claim to be a sugar daddy looking for his ‘sugar baby’
men whose profile states that he’s 22 but based on his photos, is clearly over 45
(pro tip: if he exclusively goes for younger girls it’s because women his own age won’t date him, and there is probably a good reason why they won’t)
(pro tip: if he exclusively goes for younger girls it’s because women his own age won’t date him, and there is probably a good reason why they won’t)
men who went to law school or buisness school and use it as their only personality trait
men who fix cars, work construction, or claim to be ‘blue-collar’ guys and use that as their only personality trait
men who are redneck or country and use that as their only personality trait
men who deal drugs and use that as their only personality trial
men who play or used to play a varsity sport and use it as their only personality trait
military men
white men
men
end of thread: thank you for coming to my ted talk
