I’m gonna make a thread of shit I hate on twitter. Feel free to agree/disagree with me

Any bumper sticker about anything

Foods that usually have salt but don’t like unsalted butter. Also whoever decided unsalted pretzels are okay is a lunatic

Controversial one here but onions fucking suck

Any custom license plate

Any lap dog

Birds specially from April-June when they wanna fuck so they tweet 24/7

Any girl who has balloons on her birthday

New Year’s Eve

“ :/ “ is okay. “ /: “ isn’t

Pennies. Fuck pennies

The Green Bay Packers

People who alternate drunk egos

Controversial one here but obese people on scooters

Tequila both because it tastes like ass and because the salt and lime ritual is ridiculous and too many extra steps to get drunk

Old people who think they deserve special treatment just because they’ve lived long

People who act like spiked seltzer tastes good. Shit tastes like something trying to taste like something that tastes like fruit

Pull-ups

People with fake contacts to change the color of their eyes

Any snap video longer than 10 seconds

Thunder

@sammidonovan

There’s this guy rich who redid my kitchen that’s definitely the biggest chode I’ve ever met

any plates under 10 pounds at the gym

Little Mac mains in smash ultimate