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Women have just the one pair of breasts. Believe me; I've checked into this many, many times. I would think there are only so many bras that women need. They've got ones that shape, the ones that lift and the ones that give more cleavage than God gave.
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Women have just the one pair of breasts. Believe me; I've checked into this many, many times. I would think there are only so many bras that women need. They've got ones that shape, the ones that lift and the ones that give more cleavage than God gave.
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And even if they change underwear every hour of every day for a week, Iâm pretty sure they're still all set with the panties too.
My question is this: WHAT DO PEOPLE AT VICTORIAâS SECRET DO ALL DAY OTHER THAN PUT OUT CATALOGS?!
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My question is this: WHAT DO PEOPLE AT VICTORIAâS SECRET DO ALL DAY OTHER THAN PUT OUT CATALOGS?!
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How do you plan on keeping anything secret if you send out two new catalogs AN HOUR!?!? Itâs like the company is run by a bunch of guys who keep saying, âDude, theyâre still letting us take pictures of mostly naked women; put out another catalog before someone catches on!â
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This is actually probably not too far from the truth.
I'm all for gratuitous exploitation, but even I have my limits, and Iâve been known to masturbate to houseplants. Mostly ferns.
But letâs not stray too from the point here.
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I'm all for gratuitous exploitation, but even I have my limits, and Iâve been known to masturbate to houseplants. Mostly ferns.
But letâs not stray too from the point here.
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If women want something, Iâm pretty sure they know how to get a hold of you by now. So unless the models are going to hand deliver each one of these catalogs, end the madness.
And I think you know what I mean when I say, âhand deliver."
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And I think you know what I mean when I say, âhand deliver."
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