things we learned in today’s video:
-ryland bites shane
-they fuck in the pool minimum once per day
-shane had an a&w diet root beer clense because post mates keeps messing up
-the wedding is off for now :(
-the ghosts from their old house found their new address
-shane was an artist when he was younger
-ryland wants to plead guilty from home
-honey is a cannibal and eats every animal she sees
-ryland got a tik tok box and didn’t show up what was inside and forgot that tik tok existed
-rylands next vlog might be his gardening journey
-andrew might get throat surgery
-ryland might get a mask that lets you eat
-shane forgot about it green shirt robe and his pig robe
-i’m dumb and don’t remember the rest of the video so i’ll go watch it again and continue this thread 🥰
oh and ryland probably sings carole baskin while he’s on shanes dick
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