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Premier League players if they had normal jobs. (THREAD)
Dominic Solanke- Works in Asda and still lives with his mum, manager says he has potential to become manager one day but never does anything special.
Nicolas Pepe- High end estate agent, carries his family through the tough times and is highly overpaid for what he does.
Tyrone Mings- Builder, scary lad but is very good at what he does one of the quieter ones who just gets on with the job but you don& #39;t want to get on the wrong side of him.
Aaron Mooy- Pedo Hunter, top class always catches out the pedos 442Keith helps him out sometimes but he& #39;s top of the game and known around the UK for his class.
Ben Mee- Pilot, very reliable pilot that works for RyanAir although RyanAir is shit he carries them, always a perfect landing but you always get those pricks that clap, hate them.
Kepa Arrizabalaga- Lifeguard, all the girls that go to the beach fancy him but he& #39;s never actually had a girlfriend himself. He never seems to do anything on the job.
Mamadou Sakho- Boxer, got a very strong punch but is incredibly clumsy and always gets knocked down easily but if he gets a good punch on you, you& #39;re done for.
Dom Calvert-Lewin- Works as a DJ and is nicknamed the DCL DJ not many people like him as a person but he& #39;s a great DJ.
Jonny Evans- English teacher, one of the worst English teachers around doesn& #39;t do anything to excite anyone and loves to talk about Harry Potter books but no one actually gives a fuck.
Trent Alexander-Arnold- McDonald& #39;s employee, just your average 21 year old currently working in McDonald& #39;s part time studying to become an engineer.
Kyle Walker- Stripper, loves a good night with the ladies, very good at breaking the rules and takes one home on the odd occasion. 
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Marcus Rashford- Prime Minster, nobody hates him keeps the whole of the UK afloat on a day to day basis one of the best PM& #39;s ever.
Allan Saint-Maximim- Circus actor, got balls of steal and always does the final act mostly just a backflip merchant but does the odd cool trick.
Josh Martin- Your average English YouTuber he& #39;s invested a lot of money into his YouTube channel and slowly making it back.
Oli McBurnie- Barber, always gives you that fresh fade you& #39;re after and has really good banter. If you got to choose which one of the barbers to go to you& #39;d definitely choose him.
Nathan Redmond- Hair Transplant Surgeon, helps your average 45 year old during their midlife crisis grow hair back.
Harry Kane- French teacher, was originally from England but has been learning French since he was in high school now it seems he speaks better French than English.
Danny Welbeck- Physiotherapist, helps footballers with the road to full fitness even though he never seems to be fully fit himself.
Mark Noble- Lawyer, very reliable lawyer one of the best in London. If you get him to defend you in court 99% of the time you& #39;re sorted.
