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Premier League players if they had normal jobs. (THREAD)
Dominic Solanke- Works in Asda and still lives with his mum, manager says he has potential to become manager one day but never does anything special.
Nicolas Pepe- High end estate agent, carries his family through the tough times and is highly overpaid for what he does.
Tyrone Mings- Builder, scary lad but is very good at what he does one of the quieter ones who just gets on with the job but you don't want to get on the wrong side of him.
Aaron Mooy- Pedo Hunter, top class always catches out the pedos 442Keith helps him out sometimes but he's top of the game and known around the UK for his class.
Ben Mee- Pilot, very reliable pilot that works for RyanAir although RyanAir is shit he carries them, always a perfect landing but you always get those pricks that clap, hate them.
Kepa Arrizabalaga- Lifeguard, all the girls that go to the beach fancy him but he's never actually had a girlfriend himself. He never seems to do anything on the job.
Mamadou Sakho- Boxer, got a very strong punch but is incredibly clumsy and always gets knocked down easily but if he gets a good punch on you, you're done for.
Dom Calvert-Lewin- Works as a DJ and is nicknamed the DCL DJ not many people like him as a person but he's a great DJ.
Jonny Evans- English teacher, one of the worst English teachers around doesn't do anything to excite anyone and loves to talk about Harry Potter books but no one actually gives a fuck.
Trent Alexander-Arnold- McDonald's employee, just your average 21 year old currently working in McDonald's part time studying to become an engineer.
Kyle Walker- Stripper, loves a good night with the ladies, very good at breaking the rules and takes one home on the odd occasion. 
Marcus Rashford- Prime Minster, nobody hates him keeps the whole of the UK afloat on a day to day basis one of the best PM's ever.
Allan Saint-Maximim- Circus actor, got balls of steal and always does the final act mostly just a backflip merchant but does the odd cool trick.
Josh Martin- Your average English YouTuber he's invested a lot of money into his YouTube channel and slowly making it back.
Oli McBurnie- Barber, always gives you that fresh fade you're after and has really good banter. If you got to choose which one of the barbers to go to you'd definitely choose him.
Nathan Redmond- Hair Transplant Surgeon, helps your average 45 year old during their midlife crisis grow hair back.
Harry Kane- French teacher, was originally from England but has been learning French since he was in high school now it seems he speaks better French than English.
Danny Welbeck- Physiotherapist, helps footballers with the road to full fitness even though he never seems to be fully fit himself.
Mark Noble- Lawyer, very reliable lawyer one of the best in London. If you get him to defend you in court 99% of the time you're sorted.
Rui PatrĂcio- Golfer, one of the best their is but is highly overrated by the Portuguese. Up their with the best in the world but never seems to win any trophy's. Basically the Spurs of golf. (I did a thread like this before but it didn't do very well).
