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HMP Berwyn, 3.7/5 stars

“Food was edible enough. If you want to eat out there are some lovely restaurants in the city but its a taxi ride away and I could never get one.”

HMP Leeds, 3.9/5 stars

“Not bad but I think it was one of those timeshare things cause the staff were insisting I stay”

HMP Cardiff, 4.2/5 stars

“Only wanted to stay 2 nights, but it took me five years to check out.”

HMP Parc, 3.3/5 stars

“Butlins with a wall”

HMP Stafford, 3.7/5 stars

“It’s a prison”

HMP Oakwood, 3.1/5 stars

“Why on earth did the Queen put her name to this?”

HMP Frankland, 3.7/5 stars

“Rate good, Beth in kitchens is a G she can cook owt”

HMP Manchester AKA Strangeways, 3.3/5 stars

“Staff can be a tad abrupt...

I addressed this and they upgraded me to the solitary suite my own room very nice touch”

HMP Birmingham, 2.6/5 stars

“Prisoners are bringing contraband out on visits.... that's how much this prison has gone down hill”

HMP Long Lartin, 3.5/5 stars

“10/10 would commit fraud again”

HMP Elmley, 3.7/5 stars

“The 10 year stay felt like 9! Really enjoyable!”

HMP Swaleside, 3.9/5 stars

“Great facilities if you want to get hench, or off your face”

HMP Whitemoor, 3.6/5 stars

“The water is too sour, also my roommate tend to sleep in the bed for as long as I remember, and for some reason, a red fluid was leaking from the beds and i think that was some kool aid since he was american.”

Broadmoor Hospital, 4/5 stars

“Met some very famous people”