I was walking my dog today and somebody walking theirs asked if I wanted a bouncy house right? At first I was like why tf. Then I said fr? He said fr. So I took this fat ass box labeled “bouncy house”...

Of course I’m not about to use a bouncy house but I brought it to my boss’ house for his kids. Mind you I still don’t know what’s in the box so I’m like “it MIGHT be a bouncy house”..

My boss just sent a picture of the bouncy house and I’m shooooookkkk. Some dude on the street gave me Wisconsin Dells.