just woke up from my *literal* worst nightmare, which is being one of those women who has kids and then changes their profile name to “so&so’s mom” and I was sharing the same videos of my kids on FB, Twitter, SnapChat, IG because I assume everyone cares as much as I do.

I think it’s really nice when I hear someone say “my kids are my world” but when I tell you I would rather die a thousand deaths than ever feel like that??

I don’t ever want to become a mom and have that become my identity, my only personality trait. That is genuinely the most terrifying thing I can imagine.

Not to shit on parents. But wow! Hate that for you! Truly hate to see it!

which is actually really crazy because I fucking love babies. heart fuckin swells when I look at their fat arms and legs. being responsible for one is the big scary for me.