so we are to believe............
that ALL OF A SUDDEN........
matt gaetz is the legal guardian of a 19 year old cuban man NONE OF US has ever heard of before today. https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1273646491182260232?s=20

I JUST WANT TO BE CLEAR ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE MAN WENT THROUGH AN ENTIRE ELECTION CYCLE.........AND IS CURRENTLY UP FOR *RE*-ELECTION........

AND THE FIRST TIME WE ARE HEARING ABOUT HIS 19 YEAR OLD ADULT "SON" WHO LIVES WITH HIM.........

IS *TODAY.*

i'm gonna be honest.......

i was having a pretty frustrating day........

but i am now CRYYYYYYYYYYYYING........

omg....

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE BLACK LIFE.

OMG.

OMG.

wait.

are y'all telling me matt gaetz's "son," nestor is the same nestor from that tallahassee photo? that he met at some high school?

and that that same nestor now works for gaetz in some capacity?

seriously.

i am crying.

i am real world crying.

LMMMMMMMMMMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://twitter.com/Suite_Tea/status/1273673380236058629?s=20

your boy woke up on a random thursday in the year of our Lord 2020...

and announced a 19 year old grown ass man was his child-

b/c a black dude reclaimed his time in the house chamber, yesterday.

made himself look like a whole predator....
so that he could have the last word.

somebody for real raised nestor.

lol.

somebody gave nestor a home, an education, and money to buy button down shirts and navy blue suits.

and a wild-eyed, rhombus-jawed one term congressman just got on the internet and called him "son."

i'd be sick.

lololol.

matt gaetz was all

matt gaetz was all

IMAGINE BURSTING ON AN OTHERWISE QUIET SCENE AND SHOUTING THAT AN *ALMOST* 19 YEAR OLD NOT-RELATIVE HAS BEEN LIVING WITH YOU.

IMAGINE THINKING THAT WOULD BE THE FINAL WORD ON THE MATTER.

fam.

what if nestor *doesn't* live with him?

what if, "he lives with me in florida" just means, "we are both citizens of florida"?

look.

i don't know what the end of this story will be.

but let's all agree that matt gaetz doesn't have a comms person.