i& #39;d like Jesus to take the wheel and steer my car straight off a cliff. https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1273644503656730631">https://twitter.com/mattgaetz...
so we are to believe............
that ALL OF A SUDDEN........
matt gaetz is the legal guardian of a 19 year old cuban man NONE OF US has ever heard of before today. https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1273646491182260232?s=20">https://twitter.com/mattgaetz...
I JUST WANT TO BE CLEAR ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE MAN WENT THROUGH AN ENTIRE ELECTION CYCLE.........AND IS CURRENTLY UP FOR *RE*-ELECTION........

AND THE FIRST TIME WE ARE HEARING ABOUT HIS 19 YEAR OLD ADULT "SON" WHO LIVES WITH HIM.........

IS *TODAY.*
i& #39;m gonna be honest.......

i was having a pretty frustrating day........

but i am now CRYYYYYYYYYYYYING........

omg....

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE BLACK LIFE.

OMG.

OMG.
wait.

are y& #39;all telling me matt gaetz& #39;s "son," nestor is the same nestor from that tallahassee photo? that he met at some high school?

and that that same nestor now works for gaetz in some capacity?
seriously.

i am crying.

i am real world crying.
LMMMMMMMMMMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://twitter.com/Suite_Tea/status/1273673380236058629?s=20">https://twitter.com/Suite_Tea...
your boy woke up on a random thursday in the year of our Lord 2020...

and announced a 19 year old grown ass man was his child-

b/c a black dude reclaimed his time in the house chamber, yesterday.

made himself look like a whole predator....
so that he could have the last word.
somebody for real raised nestor.

lol.

somebody gave nestor a home, an education, and money to buy button down shirts and navy blue suits.

and a wild-eyed, rhombus-jawed one term congressman just got on the internet and called him "son."

i& #39;d be sick.
lololol.

matt gaetz was all
matt gaetz was all
IMAGINE BURSTING ON AN OTHERWISE QUIET SCENE AND SHOUTING THAT AN *ALMOST* 19 YEAR OLD NOT-RELATIVE HAS BEEN LIVING WITH YOU.

IMAGINE THINKING THAT WOULD BE THE FINAL WORD ON THE MATTER.
fam.

what if nestor *doesn& #39;t* live with him?

what if, "he lives with me in florida" just means, "we are both citizens of florida"?
look.

i don& #39;t know what the end of this story will be.

but let& #39;s all agree that matt gaetz doesn& #39;t have a comms person.
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