I want a two hour Jurassic Park movie where absolutely nothing goes wrong. Just two hours of having fun at a functioning theme park with love dinosaurs. Show me the enclosures. The rides. Interactive exhibits.

I know many people are annoyed at the inaccurate/outdated dinosaurs. And yes, that’s annoying. But what bothers me more is that none of the movies seem to think humans have ever kept large dangerous animals in captivity before.

If there’s one thing people are good at, it’s zoos. We’ve been doing them in some form or other since antiquity.

Lol all the predatory dinosaurs run and hide when escaped and it’s the herbivores that trample/bite/kick people to death.

Anyway, zoos are interesting. A ton of thought goes into making them work, making them aesthetically pleasing and functional. There’s a ton of art and science there. And doing that for extinct animals is a fun thought experiment that basically gets totally ignored by those films