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This is a very niche thread that I hope finds its people but OH MY GOD, I literally cannot concentrate on anything since watching the 2006 Celeb Big Brother episode of Best Shows Ever. I need to let it all out. WHERE TO START? It's all gold.
G*orge Galloway forlornly smoking a cigar, complaining about the shallow conversations around him. "I thought at least one person would ask me what it's like in the House of Commons." Before claiming basically every muslim in the world knew who he was?!
Then, I need a whole tweet just to give space to Pete Burns tying a giant bundle of helium balloons to the train of his dress so it floats and wandering around the house like that for hours, having to push the balloons to one side whenever he sat down <3
I don't know where to start with D*nnis Rodman, other than feminism has come a loooooong way since 2006. Counted two serious sexual assaults and one severe harassment. Hats off to G*orge Galloway for calling it out. Hats back on for Rula for victim blaming 'provocative' girls
Did the generational divide about political correctness begin with M*chael Barrymore's Hitler impression in Celeb Big Brother 2006. Cos the young people were NOT comfortable. "I wasn't expecting to be in an audience of ten, watching M Barrymore go mental," says Preston
Then you've just got J*dy Marsh, pissed out of her skull in the corner, yelling about her previous gangbangs and describing other women's nipples. All in the same day, guys. ALL IN THE SAME DAY
Totally forgot that a man was in there called Maggot. Bless him. And he placed himself on the 'least famous' podium, in the rain. Standing on the shortest step, under an umbrella, without anyone asking him to. :(
LOL. Just remembered Pete Burns had his gorilla coat confiscated later on in the series.
All in ONE HOUR of television. I miss Big Brother so much. Thank you for indulging this debrief. I can concentrate again now. Just needed to get it out
