An absolutely deafening security alarm is going off on our entire block and inside the building and people are acting like nothing’s happening.

I crossed the interstate into South End and can’t get away from it. I feel like I’m having a hallucinogenic episode.

In Dilworth on the brink of total mental collapse. Can’t get away. Mostly trying to get my dog away from it. Prob an alien correspondence.

There is no reason for something that loud to exist.

IT WAS MY OWN PERSONAL SECURITY ALARM ATTACHED TO MY DOG SUPPLIES THAT I FORGOT EXISTED AND WAS TRIGGERED WOW. I’m going back to bed. Sorry to all the neighborhoods I paraded through in an attempt to escape myself. Works great.

I will never live this down. To be fair, it is EXTREMELY disorienting. I guess that’s the point.