A THREAD ON DIFFERENT TWEEPS AND HOW THEY’D HAVE SEEM IN HIGH SCHOOL

1. Ejikem seems to be that A rounder student that everyone hates cause he wouldn’t associate himself with just anyone and he covers his answers during exams and would report you if you carry dubs.

2. Cross is that class bully that repeated the same class three times and is older than everybody. He’s always shouting “am I your mate” cause he’s older than everyone and beats his mates up just cause he can

3. Lidocaine is that brilliant student in the class that really doesn’t talk much and has a problem with just one or two subjects so Ejikem edges him.

4. Feral Jack is the class noisemaker. Thinks he can beat anybody too. He hates Cross because he feels cross feels too strong and is waiting for the day they’ll fight.

5. Pastor Ola is that handsome brilliant boy in class but isn’t too serious because of girl’s attention. He would actually be a prodigy if he takes academic serious but he enjoys the bad boy life style too.

6. Adonai is the back bencher and is Pastor Ola’s friend. His parents are strict and religious as fuck and is an aje butter. But he follows Pastor Ola to scale fence. Ola likes him because he’s rich and supplies the money for the squad.

7. Roviel is in Ola’s group too. He hates school and everything to do with school so accepts any from of truancy or misconduct Ola brings forth. Likes girls too.

8. Edmund is the class Olodo. He just wants to play sports. Teachers can’t hate him cause he brings medals to the school on the field but in the class he’s a complete fraud.

9. Chemical brother is that rich kid in class that selects his friends carefully. “Don’t stain my white, it’s expensive” kind of person. Supplies all his gang members lunch money every day. Brilliant student too but Ejikem and Lidocaine won’t allow him be great

10. Lamar. Everybody hates Lamar cause he lies that his daddy stays in Abuja while I’m reality they stay at Ajangbadi. The kind of student that will fap your soaks on visiting day and when you catch him he’ll ask you “do you know who my daddy is”?

11. Dr Dipo na the class over sabi. Attacks the teacher on every topic and tells the teacher to use one method instead of the other. Everybody hates him cause he’ll remind the teacher of their assignment even when he wasn’t asked.

12. Tega is that student nobody understands. Man just has two good friends and sits at the back. Sleeps all through classes and is never seen reading. But he’ll always pass his exams. Never seen with girls too

13. Volqx is that transfer student that everyone liked at first. He was silent cause he was in a new environment and people wanted to be close to him. Then girls started liking him and he became too pompous and playful. Lowkey a playboy too.

14. Mazi Ibe. Everybody likes Mazi Ibe. Mans just be doing his thing in class. Not a distinction student but not a dullard. He likes one girl in the class and doesn’t flirt. A clown from time to time tho

15. Asiwaju is the class rascal. Came from the village to school. All he knows is to play ball and follow girls. His uniform is always dirty and notes are never complete.

16. Omohtee. The messiah. The most wanted female in the class even though she’s not the most beautiful. She prefers to date the seniors and teachers instead of her mates except if you’re rich and can stock up her provisions every visiting day.

17. Kevin Odanz is that brilliant student that stays in his lane.. speaks his truth and the whole school thinks he’s homosexual but who knows

18. Kussman is the class whore. Too much girls. Nothing dey hin head for academics too but girls likes him so they do his assignments and all sorts for him. Troublemaker too but will run when fight starts. Typical agbero with a touch of class.

19. Jim Iyke is that aggressive classmate. Always going to the back of farm to smoke igbeaux. Always fighting with girls too and is always shouting. Always ready for a fight. Claims he hates girls but always sneaks to girl hostels at night to profess his love.

20. Lolade PDF is the class nigga. First to use an iPhone 6 in the whole school. Selects the girls to talk to and is always listening to rap and trap music so much so as he even speaks it to his classmates.

21. Retired SARS is Tega’s right hand man. It’s easier to call him SARS than to call him Faith cause his face doesn’t look like his name. Scales fence just to go play ps2 at the game center but will never be caught.

22. Hezekiah is the class clown. Almighty clown. The kind of person that will eat bread and beans and open his mouth to girls to watch them scream. Would play away his day and wake up in the middle of the night to read his books. A sly

23. Segun is the shortest boy in the class and yet the most troublesome. Has fought with almost everybody including his seniors. Feels he’s more superior to the females and they shouldn’t talk to him anyhow and hides their bags just so he can watch them cry.

24. Astalavi is the class fine boy. The fresh one. Very confident he can bag any girl because of his looks and smooth talking. The kind of guy that will use you and dump you. A real Yoruba demon.

24. Bolu is the silent one in class. Smart but lazy af. Has the prospects to be as good as Ejikem but doesn’t take things serious and hates stress. Would read two hours and fall asleep. Selective friends too and likes one girl who doesn’t like him back.

25. Toyosi Godwin. The class captain Behaves like the grandpa of the class. Always wants to perform his duties diligently. The type of student that would go to the staff room to call the teacher id she’s not around. Half the class hate him but girls see him as mugu.