1) I& #39;ve never met anyone off this App.
2) The whole Ass talk on the TL is just bants, I actually don& #39;t have a spec. Just have sense and I am fine
3) I have a weird preference in meals. I don& #39;t eat Gala, Sharwama, pizza, amala, a lot actually. The list is endless. I don& #39;t know if it is normal though but it is what it is.
4) Contrary to how I tweet, I am such a lover boy abeg. I no be hard guy like that..
5) Honestly, I suck at sending DMs (Probably one of the reasons why I am still single). I hate getting rejected or getting left on R. So I just tend to dey my dey..
6) I am still in school (University though) and I am still in my early 20s (I be small boy)..
7) I am an Igbo boy, Imo state to be precise and also, The Yoruba women slander is just bants https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷‍♂️" title="Achselzuckender Mann" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckender Mann">. My ex is a Yoruba girl and she is one of the best woman to ever walk into my life https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">
But life happened sha..
8) Forget o, I fine small abeg. But I don& #39;t have courage to post pictures yet, soon InshaAllah..
9) I sleep naked every friday night. Lmaooo. I don& #39;t know if iy weird o but I love it. Only on friday nights sha.
10) I don& #39;t think I& #39;ve ever been to a cinema before or even fancy hangout spots. Omo, my social life is boring in General. I don& #39;t attend parties too. I really want to change sha. I want to explore. Life is short
11) I can be indifferent most times. Sometimes I can have this "I don& #39;t care attitude" and when I get into that mood, it is (dangelous) https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">.
12) I hate meatpie!! Omo, e dey irritate me. If I ever date anyone, honestly you don& #39;t even have to bother about food. Lmaoo. Rice, yam, tea. And I am fine.
13) I am very easy to impress actually. Very very easy!!
14) okay this is a confession. I actually want to make friends here sha.
15) I am not business oriented. I would rather sell you a business idea then actively do the business. I don& #39;t know if you understand
16) I& #39;m a cry baby. I let tears out when I am overwhelmed
17) I know I can be romantic sha but I don& #39;t know to woo a lady https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷‍♂️" title="Achselzuckender Mann" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckender Mann">. All those "Should I text you back next week" for a reply ain& #39;t my thing. Lmaooo. I don& #39;t know if you get though
18) i am from a family of 2. I have an elder sister.
19) I don& #39;t want a large family. Just one child or at worst 2. 2 is even too many.
20) Omo, I dey drink o. I love alcohol very well. But I drink responsibly though https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷‍♂️" title="Achselzuckender Mann" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckender Mann">
21) I wash the plates at home. They have seen me finish.
22) So I can drive, I& #39;ve been to a driving school twice within the space of 2 years but my dad still doesn& #39;t trust me with a car
23) I am studying social work in the university but I honestly wish it was Mass comm. Still pained regardless.
24) My native name is "Ekene".
25) Before I go and seat for an exam, I tend to jam street songs (Proper ibile songs) at least 15 mins before the exam https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">. Been doing it since my year 1 and I just can& #39;t stop. It puts me in some kind of mood I like.
26) i once had a crush on of my lecturers in year 2. Omo, This woman is so fine. Had an A in her course though https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👉" title="Rückhand Zeigefinger nach rechts" aria-label="Emoji: Rückhand Zeigefinger nach rechts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👈" title="Rückhand Zeigefinger nach links" aria-label="Emoji: Rückhand Zeigefinger nach links">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">
27) I love work stress but I hate pressure. If you want to see me at my lowest, then pressure me but most times it doesn& #39;t end well.
28) I hate heights and yes, I& #39;ve never entered a plane before, if I do they have to give me sleeping pills because I might pass out.
29) I love older women (I don& #39;t know why) but I don& #39;t mind dating someone older than me.
30) Yam is my favourite meal. You can kidnap me with it.
31) Not to brag but I have a premium penis. Some top notch sturvs..
32) I am very funny https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> but that side comes out when you bring it out
33) I have never been to a date night. I really want to try out a lot this year. Damm you Rona!!!
34) I am not a movie type. Really not my thing
35) I& #39;ve never used iPhone. Always Samsung or Infinix
36) I love crime articles, and crime related stories. The twist and turns is always interesting (Due respect to the affected beings in the scenario)
37) I love Twitter. I& #39;ve somehow made some cash off this App.
38) I am a virgin.. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙇‍♀️" title="Frau verbeugt sich tief" aria-label="Emoji: Frau verbeugt sich tief">
39) I always wanted to be a DJ until my father told me I couldn& #39;t. Was quite harsh then but it was the truth. I would have been horrible at it.
40) I am dark in complexion & tall. The man of your dreams. Yes I know dorlings.
41) My parent are my biggest motivation.
42) I am a lover of the dark.
43) Trust me, I really don& #39;t care about your sexuality. Just do you, if it makes you happy
44) I once dated someone for 47 hours. Lmaool
45) I create contents for brands and individual brands.
46) it doesn& #39;t matter but, I would pick Ass over breast though. Big Ass actually https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷‍♂️" title="Achselzuckender Mann" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckender Mann">
47) I haven& #39;t had an haircut in the last 4 months. Lmaoo
48) I can be slow at times, I no too get power like that.
49) I don& #39;t watch Anime. But I really want to. Seems fun
50) I& #39;m a big fan of Wizkid. My favourite artiste.
51) I am a strong fan of Barcelona
52) I am quite a reserved person
53) Honestly, I am an easy going person. I don& #39;t like wahala
54) I didn& #39;t block anyone on this App
55) I love wizkid so much but I& #39;ve never been to any wizkid event
56) Fufu and Egusi is the greatest thing in life.
57) Okay this is a confession. All agenda I push on this App is just cruise please. Don& #39;t take it personal
58) My note pad is my diary. Lmaoo.
59) I can& #39;t dance to save my life but in my head, I am poco Lee
60) I love Messi
61) I love Messi and Barcelona so much but I still don& #39;t have a Barcelona jersey. I don& #39;t even know why
62) I hate Pizza with so much passion
63) This is totally unrelated but I am currently running an errand for my mum and this bike guy just splashed water on me. Jean ruined. Lmaoo
64) Update about "63", So I& #39;ve cleaned up and back in my house, Twitter continues..

So in year 1, I went for a party at Baracuda beach after second semester exams. I am in year 3 rn and that was the last party I& #39;ve ever been to https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">. that& #39;s the only party I& #39;ve attended in Unilag.
65) I don& #39;t know how to start DM conversations. Probably why I never text first (It is actually nothing to be proud about, very disgusting behaviour) but I am learning, and I am trying.
66) I& #39;ve always wanted to have sex on a boat in Spain with the LOML. One fantasy I want to achieve. Na money and babe dey delay me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😪" title="Verschlafenes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verschlafenes Gesicht">
67) By 7:30pm, I have to go and wash the plate because my sister is not around, Well I& #39;ve been on Houseboy duties during this lockdown..
68) I speak Yoruba fluently. Though I am from the eastern part of the country.
69) I am not a fan of porn videos, I still don& #39;t know how people get turned on by watching it
70) Women with big Ass have my heart https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👉" title="Rückhand Zeigefinger nach rechts" aria-label="Emoji: Rückhand Zeigefinger nach rechts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👈" title="Rückhand Zeigefinger nach links" aria-label="Emoji: Rückhand Zeigefinger nach links">
71) Sometimes last year this was how I was held while strolling pass Yaba, I slapped the guy though. No be by force to buy clothe
72) The biggest turn off is bot opening up. If you can& #39;t open your mouth and say what you want then I can& #39;t be your close friend
73) Biggest turn on, Just be sensible https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😪" title="Verschlafenes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verschlafenes Gesicht">
But if you have big bum bum, omo that& #39;s a plus oo https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">
74) I have never been to a club https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">
75) So I brought just 5 clothes from school and that is what I& #39;ve been wearing in the last 4 months
76) Deep down I act like I am fine but I want someone to be my Anon
77) I don& #39;t know how to hide my displeasure. If you mess up you would know. My physical expression would say it all
78) I was the class rep for my class for two years. Year 1 & year 2 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Omo, That thing na stress o. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
79) I was depressed sometimes last year. Deleted a social media apps for a week or so. Was really terrible but we out of it now though. Thank God!!!
80) I don& #39;t like vigils
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