a thread of jiang cheng & xicheng douyins/tiktoks
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passer-by: Yo, isn't this Madame Lan?
passer-by: What, didn't bring your sect leader lan along with you today?
jc: None of your fucking business.
pb: Ehhhh, Madame Lan! Don't be in such a hurry to leave~
jc: I have to go home to wash the clothes.
previous tweet: jc uses laozi instead of I. It's an arrogant way to refer to yourself.
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-When jc is in your embrace and sleeptalking

jc: Lan Huan...Wei Wuxian always lets your brother bully me...you have to teach your brother a lesson, you hear me..?
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jc: Lan Huan. Kneel down.
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-Since everyone wants to hear Jiang Cheng call Sect Leader Lan "gege," then I shall arrange it for you.

jc: Lan Huan-gege.
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wwx: I heard that the audience wants to hear Jiang Cheng selling steamed buns!
wwx: Shimei, act it out.
jc: Tsk. Steamed buns (for sale).
jc: One silver/dollar for four.
jc: Don't want to buy?
jc: Kill them.

*shimei=, similar to shijie but addressing younger female
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jc: May I ask for your name, miss?
lady: Just call me A-Xian!
jc: What a coincidence. I had a pet dog when I was a child, it's also named A-Xian.

t/n: jc this is why ur single pls 😭
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jc: What? Being the mistress of Lotus Pier, you feel aggrieved?

t/n: idk how to explain this put putting "aggrieved" is weird so i swapped it with unfair. Then i swapped it with mistreated. Then i went back to square 1. (jc isn't saying this in a mean way)
previous: i hope yall understand what his tone means because i am so bad at translation aha </3 he says it more like: is being mistress of lp unfair to you, hmm?
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-Straight man VS Warm man!!

STRAIGHT MAN:
wwx: Wanyin-gege! You're so handsome, I like you so much!
jc: Are you sick? (are you crazy/have a problem in the head)
jc: Fucking gay. XXXX

(1/2)
WARM MAN:

wwx: Lan Er-gege...I...I like you.
lwj: Cut-sleeves are forbidden in the Cloud Recesses.
lwj: Let's head outside and talk.

(2/2)
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jc: Ahem-
wwx: Wait! Let me go first, let me go first.
wwx: Happy new year! Wish everyone to be happy everyday, extremely happy!
lwj: Happy new year. Wei Ying, I...
jc: Move aside, move aside!

(1/2)j
jc: Hopefully in this new year, everyone will find somebody they like.
jc: Right? Lan Huan.
ljy: Mememe! There's still me! Whether you all are happy or not, that doesn't concern me.
ljy: Sizhui! Happy new year. Hmph!

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t/n: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA jc's "lan huan" sounded so gentle and fond!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 IM SOBBING HES SO SOFT FOR HIM
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-Basically jc asking for a kiss in a roundabout, coquettish way 🥺
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