TRIGGER WARNING// SUICIDE ATTEMPT, MENTIONS OF SUICIDE, SELF HARM

buckle up ladies and gents because my spanish speaking ass is debunking this absolute bullshit right off the bat.

let me start by saying this is shit straight up some fucking google translate. the spanish is choppy and awkward and so grammatically incorrect. it made no fucking sense and the sentences are BEYOND illiterate.

"hola, esta es la madre de ruby" AIGHT LEMME STOP YOU THERE. sure the stereotypical Hispanic mother is strict asf I can understand this but they would fucking NEVER hop on the internet first thing after their childs suicide attempt. not even Facebook. they would never.

nothing in the tweet made sense and the grammar is WAYYYYYYY off, not to mention the sentence structure is???????????????

i swear if you pull up to Puerto Rico or anywhere for that matter with THIS spanish everyones boutta look yo ass UP AND FUCKING DOWN AND ASK YOU TO CLARIFY OR TO REPEAT IT.

NOBODY speaks like this ESPECIALLY older woman. SURE SLANG WORDS EXIST AND IT MIGHT NOT MAKE SENSE TO SOME BUT THIS????? THIS STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT.

"una coma pequeña" uh, what. that is TRANSLATED. THAT MAKES LITTLE TO NO FUCKING SENSE AT ALL.

"Oye" no hispanic mother types like that. in real life while SPEAKING??? yea sure I'll give you that they do but OVER TEXT???? ABSOLUTE AND UTTER BULLSHIT.

IT DOESNT MATTER ABOUT THE ACCENT BY THE WAY. ANY PERSON FROM ANY REGION CAN TELL; THIS IS GOOGLE TRANSLATED.

jesus christ reading that gave me a HEADACHE, ANYWAYS BACK TO IT.

"el doctor me confirmó que podría tener amnesia" MAN YO DOCTOR AINT TELL YOU SHIT. AMNESIA????? AMFUCKINGNESIA????? WHAT ARE YOU 10??? this entire PARAGRAPH make zero sense in both ENGLISH AND MF SPANISH.

now onto the REAL shit.

when texting, punctuation is very important. HOWEVER. hardly anybody uses "¡" anymore when texting, like fucking nobody. we used it for opening sentences when it ended with ! but now we hardly ever do it (idk bout yall but like fucking nobody uses it)

+ ALSO! may I add on the spanish speaking keyboard on the phone there is no "¡". I had to get that one from fucking GOOGLE. CAUSE WE AINT GOT IT NO MORE. WE DONT USE IT. ITS DONE. YOU AINT TRICKING ANYONE.

"madre" is also incorrect. when we use madre we're usually HELLA FUCKING PISSED OFF AT SOMEONE, or when my mom came with me to school in like 4th grade or some shit.

this is so embarassing to read jesus christ.

"como madre" EWSJXJXXJJXJCJICIC FUCKING STOP YOU SOUND SO WIERD AND UNNATURAL JUST PLEASE FUCKING STOP.

IT DONT EVEN MATTER THE ACCENT, "COMO SU MADRE" IS HOW YOU SAY IT DONT GO AROUND SAYING COMO MADRE EW

theres very sadly fucking more.

"llegado a esos términos" EW. JUST. BLAH. EW. STOP. GROSS. THIS IS SO CRINGEY BYE.

I WOULD LIKE TO FUCKING CORRECT YOU, *llegado a ese punto*

"LLEGADO A ESOS TÉRMINOS" JUST DONT SIT RIGHT WITH ME. ITS SO INCORRECT THIS HURTS MY PRIDE.

i wanna fucking stop the second hand embarrassment is just- anyways.

"una coma pequeña" hm. that shit dont make any sense. at all. you deadass just typed "a small coma" into google translate and said "this will work." mamacita we arent dumb. you arent fooling nobody.

by the way, I study anatomy and the human body for fun, so listen the fuck up.

a coma is a state of SEVERE unconsciousness that last for a long period of time caused by fatally sustained injuries. im about to go more in depth about the topic of comas.

during a coma, you are unresponsive, everyone knows this. you cannot be awakened by any sort of stimulation (including pain.) during a coma you either gradually come back into consciousness, or you fall into a persistent vegetative state. second one being rare.

now correct me if I'm mistaken but from what I've heard, your supposed coma only lasted 17 minutes, yet you came out just fine? medically impossible. wanna know why? here.

let me start by saying a coma is the least responsive level of consciousness before death, so once waken from a coma, you need to recover. they turn the lights down and keep the temperature low so they can keep the stimulation low.

after that, you need immense therapy to regain mental and psychical skills, it's only a small majority of victims that come our without any mental or psychical disability. some may never recover completely ever. but for you to wake up from your supposed coma perfectly fine +

without the need for some type of therapy is most likely bullshit.

not to mention you supposedly got discharged from the hospital the same day you came in?

BULLSHIT.

in the short term (supposedly your case), the coma patient is placed in an ICU (intensive care unit) so they can be monitored and looked after, while the treatment involves much more. the treatment involves making sure their body condition is stable, ect.

YOU CANT JUST JUMP YOUR ASS UP AND LEAVE ESPECIALLY FUCKING GET DISCHARGED????? WHAT KINDA SICK LOGIC????? IS THIS A SICK JOKE????

THIS IS GENUINELY MAKING ME SO ANGRY AND DISGUSTED SO IMMA CUT THIS SHORT AND PROBABLY CONTINUE LATER;

BUT THIS PERSON FAKED A SUICIDE ATTEMPT. NOT ONLY ARE THEY MEDICALLY UNEDUCATED BUT THEY ALSO USED GOOGLE TRANSLATE TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THEIR MOTHER SPEAKS SPANISH.

THEIR A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING.

GOOD FUCKING BYE.