What are the ridiculous things you call your cat?

I’ve just called Foxx “my little pool noodle” for the third time and it makes no sense.

I’ve just checked this thread on my lunch and it’s reassuring to know I’m in good company in giving my pet various absurd aliases.

Going to attempt to think up all the other silly names I’ve given Foxx, who has been my cat a couple months shy of two years now.

Alternate Foxx names:

- Little Man
- Little Lad
- Little Lord
- Little Lord Foxxenroy
- Lord Foxxington
- Lord Foxximus
- Foxximus Prime
- Little Bean
- Butterbean
- Little Bug
- Little Butt
- Little Loaf
- Little Shnoof/Shnoop
- Best Boy
- Little Piggy Boy

It goes on.