Trump asked Xi for help getting re-elected:

All Trump cares about is not being prosecuted for his many crimes and spending the rest of his demented life behind bars. The easiest path to doing that is to be re-elected.

Trump doesn’t make decisions that aren’t political. 2/11
Trump had no problem with China’s concentration camps:

If you don’t believe this one, you need to look no further than his stance on Israel and Palestine for proof — he didn’t have a problem with Israeli camps, either. 3/11
Pompeo, famously loyal to the President, may have trash-talked him:

Pompeo is loyal only to his future electoral aspirations — being a Trump boot-licker is what he sees as most advantageous for his political career.

Yuge mistake, Mikey. 4/11
Trump offered to help Erdogan avoid a DOJ probe:

Well, that’s super illegal. 5/11
Netanyahu didn’t understand why Kushner took the lead in Middle East peace:

Get in line — nobody else does, either. 6/11
Trump didn’t like sanctions on Russia:

Well, obviously — it doesn’t look great on your performance review when you’re losing the boss’ money. 7/11
Trump asked if Finland was a part of Russia:

That’s it. I’m running away to Nambia. Or maybe Nipple.

He also <blinks> asked Theresa May’s national security advisor if the U.K. was a nuclear power.

I fucking give up. 8/11
Trump told people Venezuela is really part of the US and that we should invade:

Yep. Methinks the guy who wanted to buy Greenland probably shouldn’t weigh in on, well... anything. 9/11
Trump wanted Barr to make CNN reporter serve time in jail:

The most disappointing — and the least-surprising — item on this list. We all know Trump has authoritarian desires; thankfully, Barr hasn’t acted on them.

... yet. 10/11
We already know this is the least-competent POTUS in modern history, but if even half of these claims are true — and I tend to believe they all are — we’ve entered a whole new realm of clusterfuckery.

The President is not well.

Vote.

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