6. "Racism is learned."

#BlueFlu #BlackLivesMatter
7. "Racism is learned."

#BlueFlu #BlackLivesMatter
8. "Racism is learned."

#BlackLivesMatter
9. "Racism is learned."
10. "Racism is learned."

#BlackLivesMatter
11. "Racism is learned."

#WhitePrivilege
12. "Racism is learned."

#WhitePrivilege #BlackLivesMatter
13. "You can't be racist against white people."

#WhitePrivilege #WhiteSupremacy
14. "White people need to check their privilege. How dare you wear a #MAGA hat, you racist."

#WhitePrivilege #WhiteSupremacy #BlackLivesMatter
15. "There's no age limit on #WhitePrivilege. Find an old white lady and body-slam her."

#WhiteSupremacy #BlueFlu
16. More #WhiteSupremacy: refusing to give out your phone number. Your privilege? Get decked.
17. "Her daughters have been targeted time and time again...Her cries of help went ignored."

#WhitePrivilege
18. "The older you are, the more #whiteprivilege you have."
19. "Cop privilege is to get his ass kicked so that he doesn't get accused of being a racist." #BlackLivesMatter
20. Her #WhitePrivilege was to fight a bigger boy. Her #WhiteSupremacy was to win the fight.
21. His #WhitePrivilege was apparently to have a bike. Or something.
22. Like, I don't even know what's left to say. *shrugs* White people are a plague. đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž
23. I guess the #WhitePrivilege here was to be surrounded 14 to 1. Or something.
24. 1 on 1 is a fair fight, right?

Wrong. It's 4 on 1.
25. "So what did you do today?"

"Oh, you know, I went to get some stuff at the C store & got beat up for being white."

"You really need to check your privilege." *sigh*

"Yeah." *sigh*
26. Fill in your own punchline, at this point.

#BlackLivesMatter #WhitePrivilege #BlueFlu
27. This manager knows how to keep his white employees in line.
28. By this point, you know what's coming: more #WhitePrivilege
29. I wish more "youth" were as courteous & thoughtful like this one was in helping an old codger off the bus--even if he was a flaming racist. #BeKind!
30. His white tooth deserved to get knocked out. White Teeth R Racist.
31. "The valet service at this establishment is first rate."
32. "Don't fight. Just walk away."

OK.
33. Old, young; boy, girl--it doesn't matter. White people deserve to be beaten. They must be punished for their systemic racism.
34. I can't stop on 33, or else all the anti-masons will accuse me of being a mason.

"Racism is learned."
35. I can't stop on 34, all the OCD people will hate me. Here's another.

*Small children present.*

"Mommy!"

"Racism is learned."
36. I'm told that domestic violence is a problem. Where does this fall on the intersection hierarchy--i.e. who was more oppressed, the white supremacist woman or the black victim? đŸ€”

#BlackLivesMatter #WhitePrivilege
37. Earlier, we saw a nice "youth" helping an old man off the bus. Here we see a nice youth helping a woman onto the subway. That's real #whiteprivilege if you can get it.
38. Educate the white people: when they say something offensive, you must punish them like Pavlov's dogs.
39. These white girls didn't know they were getting a free audition to become internet stars.
40. "Everything was chill until that old white supremacist drew his #WhitePrivilege on those poor boys!"
41. "Thanks for the groceries, kind sir." That's some real privilege!
42. "White people need to get out of the way." #BlackLivesMatter
43. When white supremacy starts winning, that's when #BlackLivesMatter needs to stand together!
44.

Don't get out of the car.

Don't walk away--run!
45. "Racism is learned."

Even smaller white girls need to be taught a lesson about their implicit bias. Never too young to learn, right?
46. "Racism is learned."
47. Here we see privileged tourists (and obvi white supremacists) in Washington DC. Getting a lesson in social justice, DC style. White people are a plague, remember?
48. Dear White People: your privilege is to have visitors come knock on your door and beat you up. Remember: not everyone has a house. And if you have one, you've likely stolen it from a disadvantaged minority. #BlackLivesMatter
49. As seen at Target, before it was looted. 😂
50. For #50, here's one that came across my feed earlier today. Can't a minority just shop in peace without being hounded by a white supremacist & racist?
51. "Fellow White People," never turn your back on a minority--it's tremendously rude and racist. You don't get to have that privilege anymore.
52. Dear White People: Don't you know who they are? You're the plague, and they're the cure.
53. Her: "I'm 3 months pregnant."

Him: "I will kill your kid!"

Trying to get out of fight by claiming pregnancy? Talk about #WhitePrivilege!
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