I personally do plan to have a baby during a job interview.

Not sure how I will schedule this but I hope there is a conference table in the room and I hope it gets me the job. https://twitter.com/mahad_minhas/status/1273262516714561536

But also no... I do not wish to be questioned on this or any other baby/no baby plots... I mean plans... I may or may not have.

Interviewer: Do you plan on having a baby?

Me: I am having one right now.

Interviewer: Would you like to have a baby?

Me: Oh no thank you! I just ate.

Interviewer: Do you have any baby plans?

Me: Ok! So! I haven't figured out where we get the baby but...

Interviewer: What are your plans for a family?

Me: It depends! If it's the royal family, I have A LOT of plans regarding, for a start, dissolving their wealth and reparations for the damage caused by British colonization... If it's the Hemsworth family, I have no notes.

Interviewer: So do you want kids?

Me: I wish! I live in a rental apartment so I'm not even allowed a cat let alone a goat!

Interviewer: Our last hire left to make a family. Is that something you might be thinking of doing?

Me: Ehh...I'd have to work on my skills first. I only do it as a hobby on weekends and I tend to get the hands wrong.

Interviewer: How likely are you to need a break from your career because of parenting?

Me: Look... I'm gonna be honest with you. If the parents here insist on going on and on about their boring kids and their crappy drawings then yes, I might need a day or two off now and then.

Interviewer: What's your biggest weakness?

Me: FINE! YOU GOT ME!

I: What?

M: I'M PREGNANT RIGHT NOW!
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR??

I: I mean... congratulations but you really don't have to tell us that.

M: Huh?

I: Do you always bring your personal life to work like this?

On a serious note... Yes it's illegal to ask these questions in a job interview.

Outside of that? Not illegal but equally none of your business.