Okay so I’m watching Dirty Dancing for the first time (I know) and I’m very confused about this set up—is it like a cruise ship on land?

There’s already so much thrusting and it’s only been like 15 minutes. Thrilled to be here.

When do COVID experts say we’re allowed to thrust again?

Me before tonight: I don’t understand why people think Patrick Swayze is so attractive

Me tonight: You stupid bitch

I’m so glad I didn’t watch this as a teen because a) I would have combusted and b) I would have done unspeakable things to my hair to get baby’s curls

This movie should have gotten a costume design Oscar for this scene alone just saying

I’M SORRY IS HE MOUTHING THE WORDS OH MY GOD

for a movie with such adult themes and so much aforementioned thrusting it’s weird that they never *really* kiss