From Blood and Ash

This book is supposed to be long with an enemies to lovers kind of deal so here’s to hoping

she’s just chillin in a brothel like it’s so big deal

“should I have sex to know what pleasure feels like even though that’s against the rules? Maybe... nah.”

*softly* noooooooo

JFKDKDND PRINCE CASTEEL IS THE BAD GUY

HFBDIRJNR Poppy letting this man kiss her because she’s had a crush on him since he came to her kingdom but he thinks she’s someone else

she was willing to put her entire life on hold for some dick jxjsjsjsje

she’s so cautious about showing her face .... is she ugly? does she have a scar like Zuko? what happen

VAMPIRES?????

Of all the monsters I expected in this book, vampires were not one of them

wait is Hawke a vampire man?

First Prince Casteel and now THIS

OO WAIT- is hawke an atlantian

hold up- poison kiss???? Hunny weren’t u just making out with a random guy

HER BODYGUARD WAS SO NICE WHY HE DIDNT DESERVE THAT

Ahhh the arrow that killed her body guard had the title of the book enscribed into it Hawke has to be a spy or traitor

Or not??? Hmmmmmmmm

please for all that is good in the world let Hawke be a vampire

A MAN

if Hawke turns out to be prince casteel in disguise

I might just simp for Hawke

“What if prince casteel was somehow here omg”

ladies I’m p sure the man you’re all wet for is prince casteel in disguise

Okay all clues are pointing to Hawke being prince casteel bc I just remembered that homeboy said he was good at killing at the funeral of her other bodyguard and just HAPPENED to become her next personal guard hmmmmm

That and it would be very sexy if he was a vampire

WAIT- poppy said he was in constant mental pain

what if

It wasn’t pain

what if

it’s THIRST

WOW ALRIGHT

this whole exchange

sir are u atlanian

can they just fuck please

WAIT-

Are the ASCENDED the vampires?!?!??????

ON GOD

THEY DONT RISE DURING THE DAY LIGHT

THE REQUIRE SACRIFICE OF CHILDREN TO GO TO “SERVICE OF THE GODS” BUT NO ONE EVER HEARS FROM THESE CHILDREN AGAIN?!?!

OH MY GOD

I hope I’m not clowning but SOMEONE is lying

I REALLY want Hawke to be a vampire just for the utter sexiness of it, but I will still simp if he’s a vampire HUNTER

WHICH PEOPLE ARE THE VAMPIRES WHAT IS HAPPENING

Is this revisionist history or the truth ?!?!

HAWKE

this man is so sexy

listen I’m so glad Hawke is tall with black hair bc when I first heard the name “Hawke” I thought of a Robin Hood lookin mother fucker

I blame this on “Hawke” being so similar to “Locke” and Locke from TFOTA can eat my ass but I would let Hawke step on me

JDNSISKNRJEJR poppy getting so caught up in the fact that you can get your pussy ate that her boss almost caught her and how she’s dangling on a ledge so he won’t see her

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IMAGINE IF YOUR CRUSH CAUGHT YOU READING A BOOK ABOUT GETTING YOUR PUSSY EATEN I CANT

on another note can Hawke eat her out she deserves it after the sexual frustration he keeps giving her

HIM@LISTING OFF ALL THE WORDS FOR COCK DJDNDKDJKSME

HAWKE BETTER PUNCH MAZEEN IN THE FACE

oh god the ascended are the vampires I’m almost sure of it

UH OH NOT GETTING CAUGHT BY HER “DAD” AFTER ALMOST FINALLY GETTING LAID

IM TELLIN YA HES A VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN

GOD IF HES “THE DARK ONE” I MIGHT JUST BURST

PLEASE PLEASS PLEAZS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLWASE

PLEASE CAN HAWKE BE THE BAD GUY PLEASE TWLL ME HE DID THIS NO INE ELESE KNOWS THE DUKE HUT HER WITH THE CANE

AND HERE I THOUGHT THIS BOOK WAS FONNA BE BORING

ON GOD HE WAS GONE FOR SOME AMOUNT OF TIME AND NOW HER ABUSER IS DEAD

HE HAS NO ALIBI

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH IM AO EXICTSD

Oh god he probably dragged her away from the party so that she wouldn’t get caught up in the massacre

And that’s why he became so hostile to Viktor

SPWAKIGN OF?!????????

DID ? FID VIKTOR JUST ?

SHE SAID MOTHER FUCKIN KER CHOP!!!!!

STAY DEAD MAZEEN YOU BASTARD

Hawke has the same color scheme as prince Zuko and I would just like to thank the lord for that

ohhh noooo she has to travel the dangerous country side with him how terrible

Oh no a party of all the men she was with in the beginning of the novel? Who might have known who she was and planned this whole thing?

Oh and this man just so HAPPENS to have the same ~weird~ accent as Hawke

Pffft theyre traveling through the Fire Swamp. Complete with their own ROUS’s

Is he gonna flick her bean right on the forest floor?!???

OH HE DID

IS HE OR IS HE NOT A VAMPIRE?!??!??

hunny u don’t know an orgasm until there isn’t clothing between you and the bean flicker

can’t believe this bitch never put a hand down her legs????? like even if it was “””forbidden””” she doesn’t seem like the kind of character who would take that seriously

Okay maybe he ISNT the ///prince/// but he works for him maybe????? Dark spy ???

Keeping my eye of Kieran tho

Noah be like

A curtsy you say ?

Ooo that was

Get yours poppy!!!!!!

but his behavior afterward telling her to remember is SKETCHY

son what is WRONG

Phillips: where’s Hawke

Poppy: idk why?

Phillips:

Poppy... babe...

Phillips bringing up very valid arguments about being scared and nervous and she’s like “oh shit HE must be the bad guy”

HUNNY YOUR DICK APPOINTMENT IS GONE IN A STRANGE TOWN WITH A GUARD YOU ONLY KNOW FROM THE TAVERN

UH OH UH OH UH OH

IS KIERAN A WEREWOLF???? (Or something of the sort?!?!?!?)

HE SAID WOLF TIME

Okay so the wolven protect the Atlantian right???? Which means Hawke has to be Atlantian????

Or is Hawke ALSO a werewolf????

Okay so NOT a werewolf but most definitely Atlantian

Oh poor Poppy giving all her trust before she knew the true Hawke

Honestly that fight was hotter than their sex scene

God I love that he’s a bad guy

Now...

The question remains...

Is he //A// bad guy or //THE// bad guy

Love interests are so much hotter when they’re the villian

Ahh so the ascended ARE vampires

well if they’re vampires then what he fuck is HE???

So he’s just a watered down vampire ?? Hmmm. Like a pure bred vampire

Thank fuck he isn’t a werewolf. Werewolves aren’t sexy to me.

wait wait wait

hawke’s got a brother who is “gone”

and prince casteel has a brother who is being held by the ascended

and he keeps calling her PRINCESS

GET THERE FASTER, POPPY

For love of god if she calls him “Cas” I might just throw myself off a building

ON GOD?!???

DID SHE-

SHE-?!????????

AND HE?!??!????

WELL THAT TOOK A TURN

Im really gonna have to read her call him Cas

Well it’s better than Hawke

Hawke was a dumb name

Casteel is a cold, heartless son of a bitch and I love him so much for it

He reminds me a lot of Klaus from TVD

what’s that Klaus quite about a woman desiring a monster bc he finds her beautiful beyond all others?????

CASTEEL YOU CANT JUST SORING MARRIAGE ON SOMEONE LIKE THAT

SHIT THIS WAS JUST RELEASE GODDAMN IT NO SEWUEL YET

Might just read more by this author tho.

OH MY GOD SHE WROTE THE OBSIDIAN/LUX SERIES?!??

THEN NAMING HER CHARACTER FUCKING “”””CASTEEL””” IS NOT A FUCKING COINCIDENCE WHEN SHE WAS WRITING FUCKING ////THIS////

“””””COMMANDER JANSEN””””””

SHE REALLY WAS GOING FOR IT

Im very giggly about the fact that I didn’t catch a reference to j*rpad

this whole book is an OC fucking an evil version of Castiel and honestly? I’m here for it

WAIT -

IS CASTEEL’S BROTHER “MALIK”

A PLAY ON “PADAELCKI” ?