thread of all the time I badly and blatantly lied to people because I either accidentally spoiled them or I just wanted to hide a spoiler from them

(SPOILERS FOR 2HA, TGCF OBVIOUSLY)

feel free to laugh at me
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STOP THEORIZING ABOUT THE RING IT HURTS TO LIE
Another ring one
THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE ONE BECAUSE OOPS LOL
I was hinting with the flowers https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😉" title="Zwinkerndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Zwinkerndes Gesicht">
not me lying but felt like including
I didn’t lie here but it fits I guess LOL
not a lie once again but just needed to be included
HAKAHAKAHAHAHHAHA I STILL LAUGH AT THIS ONE
depression
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MY HEART IM SO SORRY SEV I LOVE U
anyway that’s it for now because I don’t remember if I had to cover spoilers from longer ago and I don’t feel like going through all my replies LOL

I’ll update this for my sanity because I can’t contain myself everytime I have to lie
does this even count as a lie
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Okay I actually need to stop lying to hide spoilers now
THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS I DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO DO ANY LYING THE WHOLE 2HA FANDOM HDKHAKAHAJAHA
pt. 2? lmao this is great
I didn’t even mean to do this what
let’s go we updating this thread
PART 2 HALHAJAHAHAH
I COULDNT HELP BUT INCLUDE THIS PART 3
PART 4 THE GUILT EATS ME UP
Part 5 OH MY GOD THEY BELIEVE US OH MY GODDDD
I forgot to include this so boop
didn’t say anything but lyn,,, HALAHAKAHAJ
HAKAHAJAHAH I CANT—
congrats the whole 2ha fandom are liars join me in this thread
part 2 I’m so sorry LOL
congrats Xuan you’ve become one of us as well
it’s quite the opposite actually...haha Ye Wangxi guy haha
HELAHAKAHAJHAHAAH HELP I
okay part 3 because this reply has me dead
talking about this thread leads to me adding to this thread

aka: I’m a dumbass because I forgot for a second that xuan was was still reading 2ha
XUAN WHY DID U LIKE THE TWEET GO AWAY
part 2: posting on the thread leads to me posting on the thread again

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Why does everyone think Shi Mei is sus :(
I feel bad for xuan getting spoilers left and right LOL
xuan don’t look here
thiccness overload
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good night Mo Ran is happy I promise
I mean I wasn’t lying when I said I thought Jun Wu would be like Lan Xichen...I just wanted another Lan Xichen who was supportive of the main ship while also in a position of high power man........I was betrayed
he ain’t a tree he’s wood
Part 2
good job lyn you deserve to be featured on this thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet">
part two where I join in with lyn LOLLLL
hua binan wood wood hua binan

hopefully that mutes this from Xuan because Xuan has those words muted istg if this appears on her TL again I’m done https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
hua binan wood huabinan wood

...okay I should be safe away from Xuan’s peering eyes unless twitter does me dirty
svsss spoilers //

LOOOOOOOOLLLLLL
I- I just feel guilty
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