replacing my voice box with a lyrebird's syrinx so i can make any sound i want. it'll pay for itself with voice acting gigs and bootleg cd performances

i feel like nature misses out on so many opportunities by making its only criteria "does it make you fuck better or live longer?" bitch let me have fun

the christian right tried to warn us that transgender people would usher in transhumanism and we laughed but you know what, i already see my titties comin along, why not shoot for a prehensile tail? why not shoot for god themself?

injecting myself with stem cells from the Earth Spore at the bottom of the deepest underground cavern so i can experience My Bodyplanet through the perceptions of all living beings upon it from all time at once