25. Josie telling Corin about the lady who got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee

26. Brian and Amanda having a deep chat about the universe

27. Nikki raging about the aircon

28. Liam and the best chat up line in the world

29. When Jade thought that “East Angular” was abroad

30. Naked jacuzzi

31. Alex lip syncing for his life

32. When Nikki only had ONE beer and all hell broke loose

33. “Am I mingin?”

34. When Charley was strutting her stuff and Seány sent her flying into the pool

35. No one tells Tina Malone to shush

36. Pete Burns and Rula Lenska having beef over white clogs

37. When the housemates rumbled Nasty Nick on his diiirty plan

38. “I can’t choreografaff”

39. “Oh my god, Jackie!”

40. Fight night, but particularly the noise when the foil tray whacked Emma on the head

41. When Derek, Kemal and Science kept squabbling all the way through the box task

42. Charley having the audacity to tell Brian that he looks pathetic when she was dressed like Sideshow Bob

43. “Look at the state of yer, ya fuckin PIG”

44. Rihanna’s agegate

45. Corin having a good old rant about John James

46. When Nadia and Michelle had it officially and robbed the diary room camera

47. When Angel just did not hold back

48. Everyfin and everyfin!

49. Chantelle’s Grammy award winning performance of I Want It Right Now

50. Nadia just wanting a ciggie

51. When Sophie and Rodrigo absolutely nailed dancing to Daft Punk

52. Laryngitis Alexandra saying “memba I told you” every five minutes

53. When the actual real life Queen came to the house for a brew

54. Glyn cooking an egg for the very first time

55. Grace going out with a bang

56. Craig looking like Myra Hindley in his wig

57. “Where’s all the cheers man?”

58. The beautiful TV that Marco made

59. Mikey trying a scotch bonnet and having a terrible time

60. The housemates having a right hoot dancing to Kylie but Charley giving it her all like she’s performing at the brit awards

61. FAT OX

62. Craig absolutely living his life bopping to Britney Spears

63. Lesley doing a really rubbish job at pretending not to be upset

64. Plus sized breasts

65. “Hello Bonner!”

66. Kitten getting escorted out by Davina and being to busy ranting about the monarchy to notice her girlfriend

67. Jane being murdered in broad daylight by a big yellow sponge

68. David’s dead

69. Glyn teaching Nikki how to speak Welsh

70. Mikey nearly getting his head taken clean off by a baseball

71. “If you wanna be cheap, get Uber”

72. Nicola/Nicole v Kim Woodburn round 274

73. “At least once person got wet tonight... and it wasn’t Saskia”

74. Lea very tastefully describing her taste in men

75. When Jane lost the plot

76. When Brian had an accident in the caravan

77. Charley just letting everyone know again that she’s a South East London it girl

78. “Get that fire exit door, I’m off”

79. When Charley returned and straight up lied about the public adoring her

80. Lesleh just casually going for a wee mid-conversation

81. When Michelle Heaton told Tina Malone that she looked like Princess Fiona and Coolio completely lost it

82. Science just being the absolute best

83. “Would you like me... to be the cat?”

84. Craig and Lesleh creating new artwork for the Louvre

85. Preston bopping around with a glass of red wine like he’s headlining Leeds Festival

86. When Kinga really liked wine

87. When the housemates were arguing about ranking themselves from most to least famous and Maggot just quietly trotted off and placed himself at number 11