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say it first • offgun au
—where gun was forced to marry off, the man who is, coincidentally or not, his first love... and his first heartbreak.
alternatively, gun fell first but off fell harder.
—where gun was forced to marry off, the man who is, coincidentally or not, his first love... and his first heartbreak.
alternatively, gun fell first but off fell harder.
—tagalog/filo au
—subplots AGAIN
—DO NOT REPLY! :)
—idk yet but prolly r-18??? jk jk
inspired by sam smith’s say it first, and this comment here
https://twitter.com/gulfsbright/status/1269196719926853632
—subplots AGAIN
—DO NOT REPLY! :)
—idk yet but prolly r-18??? jk jk
inspired by sam smith’s say it first, and this comment here
https://twitter.com/gulfsbright/status/1269196719926853632
will start this tomorrow! after i post the epilogue of exes baggage 
disclaimer: this story and the characters are fictitious. certain long-standing institutions and family names are mentioned, but the characters involved are wholly imaginary.
characters: main
GUN DELA RAMA
— designer and stylist
— self-made
— involved in several affairs (madalas sa mga fil-chi na mukhang mayabang)
OFF JUMPOL SY
— from a family with a global conglomerate
— magaspang ang ugali
— the original fil-chi na mukhang mayabang HAHAHA JK
GUN DELA RAMA
— designer and stylist
— self-made
— involved in several affairs (madalas sa mga fil-chi na mukhang mayabang)
OFF JUMPOL SY
— from a family with a global conglomerate
— magaspang ang ugali
— the original fil-chi na mukhang mayabang HAHAHA JK
characters: gun’s circle (1/2)
EARTH ARANETA
— beauty vlogger
— writer
GULF COJUANGCO
— artista pero kumakanta
— boyfriend ng isang kilalang engineer and businessman
FLUKE ELIZALDE
— arts and lit
— loves organizing charity events
— boyfriend ng isang sikat na basketball player
EARTH ARANETA
— beauty vlogger
— writer
GULF COJUANGCO
— artista pero kumakanta
— boyfriend ng isang kilalang engineer and businessman
FLUKE ELIZALDE
— arts and lit
— loves organizing charity events
— boyfriend ng isang sikat na basketball player
characters: gun’s circle (2/2)
SAINT CONSUNJI
— nagpaparamihan sila ni gun ng ex
— mahilig mambudol ng mayayamang lalaki
JANISTAR
— supermodel
— lesbian kween
MILD GUTIERREZ
— scientist and researcher. brainz of the team
— got married in secret when she was 18. divorced.
SAINT CONSUNJI
— nagpaparamihan sila ni gun ng ex
— mahilig mambudol ng mayayamang lalaki
JANISTAR
— supermodel
— lesbian kween
MILD GUTIERREZ
— scientist and researcher. brainz of the team
— got married in secret when she was 18. divorced.
characters: off’s friends
MEW SUPPASIT ANG
— engineer and businessman
— sobrang in love sa isang sikat na artista
— sugar daddy ng nasabing artista
ZEE ZOBEL DE AYALA
— your typical rich boy
— living his life to the fullest
KAO TY
— banker
— chill lang pero very opinionated
MEW SUPPASIT ANG
— engineer and businessman
— sobrang in love sa isang sikat na artista
— sugar daddy ng nasabing artista
ZEE ZOBEL DE AYALA
— your typical rich boy
— living his life to the fullest
KAO TY
— banker
— chill lang pero very opinionated
001. mga hayok sa chika hahahshs
002. tea party 
003. potterheads pala HAHAHA
004. AYAW MO BA TALAGA
005. sino ka naman jan madame olivia
006. how stupid rich men talk. no brainer
007. PUTA ANG DAMING NANGYAYARE SAN BA AKO TITINGIN
008. bright//gulf PLEASE COME BACK
009. mama’s boy amputa hahahshs
010. saint: stupidity* ALSO google is free
011. GUN ANG TANGA MO (2)
012. may schedule talaga ang chismisan nilasjdhdjd SALI NIYO NAMAN KAMI
ps. i know voldie is supposed to be *
BUT lemme use it here pls <33
ps. i know voldie is supposed to be *
BUT lemme use it here pls <33
013. kabet
014. BAT NAPAKA DALDAL MO KASE!!!
015. mapaggawa ng kwento HAHAHSHHS PERO BAKIT PARANG TOTOO NAMAN
016. bat may thai??! teka ano yon??! CHAREWT!!! inexplain naman ni gun yung meaning SO GETS NIYO NA YUN
anw,, the plot is a little heavier compared to my other aus tho medj crack parin HAHA so expect heavy narrations and some (v unrealistic) drama! HAHAHAHA yun lang
anw,, the plot is a little heavier compared to my other aus tho medj crack parin HAHA so expect heavy narrations and some (v unrealistic) drama! HAHAHAHA yun lang
017. kapwa tanga = no opinion HAHAHA
018. oh simula palang to HAHAHA
019. you still have it... for now... haha chour
020. bida bida ka nanaman saint ha!
021. SAME!!! 2020 WTF!!!
022. bg kasi ih ;)) wala lang gusto ko lang idamay baket ba
023. minsan lang magseryoso tong mga to hahaha
024. yas gun! play their game!
025. bring your son! bring it on! charot hshjwksks the thai words are mom and dad, respectively :>
026. ganda ka dyan gorl
027.SANDALE!!!
028. mas masakit pala...
029. jessa za/ra/gosa HAHAHSHWS
030. cant disclose
031. sure lodicakes 
032. pero cute???? SAKTO LANG??? SURE KA BA DYAN JUMS
033. ay may pa-pre nup pa!!! OH SIGE AYAN NA ANG MGA CHIZMOZA
034. beautiful naman pala
035. hshdjdd sino tong mga netizens na ito MGA CHISMOSA RIN
036. a little background hdhwjdj off tangeena mo sa part na yon
037. ZEE BAT KA NAMAN NANLALAGLAG EH WALA PA NGANG CONFIRMATION ANUE VAH YAN!!
038. hard pass SANA KAYANIN MO SAINT
039. ABA!!! ABA!!!
040. pwede ba zee wag ka nalang mag salita
041. sinabi nang wag eh!! STOP!!
042. boba HAHAHAHA
043. omg saint!! parang may napatay si gun sa level ng galit mo!! can i send you chow/king halo halo para you can chill???
044. classy, bougie, ratchet!! CHAREWT!!
045. shahdhsjs trouble in four pictures
046. PAGOD NA PAGOD KA??? 
BAKET???!
BAKET???!
047. bub bub bub
048. pabiro lang promise!
049. ti amo 
050. struggle tweets
051. ms jennie: mag azawa ba talaga kayo
052. work naman pala
053. he bought a whole azz club LOL
053. going down for real...
054. the following morning... mukhang matitikman na natin ang galit ng isang off jumpol sy SHDJSJD WAIT SINO KA NAMAN JAN
055. kumukulo na ang dugo nean
056. three people... sino ang mauuna ALSO,, TANGEENA MO MEW HADHSJDJ
057. let’s not romanticize chea/ting, aryt??? he’s wrong regardless of their status... SO VOVOH KA BALAKAJAN
057.5 di kasya eh HAHAHSHS PERO AYAN TAMA YAN,, MATAKOT KA TALAGA
058. hala kayo gaguedhsjd office??? punishment??? di na uulit??? goodbye so much na kha <33
059. AKIN KA...HDJSDJDJDJD
060. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! PROCEED OR GO BACK??? CHZ AO3 NAMAN PALA DHFJDJFKF ALSO PAGPASENSYAHAN NYO NA HINDI KO RIN TALAGA KINAYA SA SUSUNOD GAGALINGAN KO NA CHOURZ GAGALINGAN NA NILA!!!
061. happy ka jan gun ha
062. off: he’s good... gun: 
063. hoy kayong mga public figures gumawa nalang kayo ng priv AZ A CHISMOSA NAKAKA CURE USE ANG MGA GANYANG TWEET TAPOS DI NAMAN NAMIN ALAM YUNG CONTEXT CHE!
064. love at first sight...
065. natatandaan mo na ba off???
066. ayan na nagbabanta na nga sya
067. hdjsf gagaling umarte GULFIE RETIRE
068. MAY NAGHAHANAP TALAGA NG AWAY DITO JDJSJDKD HOY GUN TUMABE KA MUNA SAGLET TYPE KA NUNG MGA TYPE NAMEN!! HMPF
068. flexible
069. earth!!! SAAN MO BA NAKUKUHA YANG MGA YAN???!
070. GULF MANAHIMEK!!! ISA!!!
071. YABANG MO AH! HDSJJFJE SINGIT KO LANG KASI ANG YABANG TALAGA NI OFF! 
072. ang cute talaga shjsfjd SAME OFF, SAME
073. anla!!! ang rupocc??? sinabihan lang ng maganda napapalit na agad ng pangalan??? Gun dela Rama-Sy na nga 
074. omegaverse pala!! JK!!
sorry for the slow build up BUT it’s part of the plot. you’ll appreciate the progression once it’s finished haha! the story is gonna be looong so pls hang in there i think it’s gonna be worth it? also, madami ring r-18 so proceed at your own risk.
sorry for the slow build up BUT it’s part of the plot. you’ll appreciate the progression once it’s finished haha! the story is gonna be looong so pls hang in there
i think it’s gonna be worth it? also, madami ring r-18 so proceed at your own risk.
075. sana all may rolex at villa jdjskd
076. vanilla muna tayo shjsjdkd next time na yung ano char
i’m sorry for getting your hopes high
i know it’s disappointing BUT i’m still a newbie in this area HAHAHA but practice makes perfect diba??? CHZ!!! pls spare me juseyo
chari’m sorry for getting your hopes high
i know it’s disappointing BUT i’m still a newbie in this area HAHAHA but practice makes perfect diba??? CHZ!!! pls spare me juseyo
077. GUN!!! ANONG PINAPLANO MO!!!
078. hshsjdd sides muna tayo
079. sad truth
080. mew loves pink BAKET BA
080. mew & gulf 08.08.2020
081. ayan na saint !!! makikilala mo na siya !!! konting tiis nalang !!!
082. SANA MAKITA NI OFF SANA MAKITA NI OFF SANA MAKITA NI OFF
083. zee sumbongero,, zee traydor,, zee tagasimula ng gulo
084. sige nga hawakan mo nga !!!!
085. ayern,, private ang engagement party nila kaya walang media coverage
086. zarap naman nyern parehas!!!
087. that moment he knew he fvcked...
088. poor corvette witnessed it all :”)
089. also my fave pic mag azawa talaga eyarn
mag azawa talaga eyarn
090. hdsjjfdjfjd OFF????? ANUEVAH????! AKALA KO BA SERYOSO TAYO DITO
091. 
092. ETO NA LALAGYAN NA NATIN NG CLOSURE TO!!! HAHAHA
093. ako rin gusto ko magdabog!!!
094. time jumpz BASTA HAHAHA
095. LAH CUTE NAMAN NYAN MAGTAMPO 
096. 4th month hdjsjdjdjf GWAPO PUTA
097. :””)
098. LUH EPAL GUSTO LANG MAG BEACH EH HAHAHAHAHA 5TH MONTH NAAA
099. yabang mo ah !!!!! 6th month !!!!!
100. hdsjjdjdf cuddles but this scene!!!! dapat fluff POTA ANONG NANGYARE???!!!
but this scene!!!! dapat fluff POTA ANONG NANGYARE???!!!
101. katangahan or chika lang talaga laman ng gc nila. no in between
102. threatened sila ih
103. HOY!!!!! ANONG HAPPILY MARRIED????! ALSO SAINT,, POTACCA KA
104. the P in atthaphan is PETTY 
105. we all have our own jaime lannister inside us
106. ang sweet pota
107. holding hands pa nga
108. gwapo naman niyan
109. off and his thoughts...
110. what happened to that kid?
111. so this is what betrayal feels like...
112. code red
113. tw// mentions of torture and almost death
114. and the plot thickens... char! one reveleyshun at a time muna hahaha ALSO,, drunk gun and angry off pero dw, no noncon/dubcon here!!! :)
pero dw, no noncon/dubcon here!!! :)
115. he’s already there...
116. say it first
117. yie himala,, hindi sa kama nagbawi...? CHZ HHDJSDJDK DATE MUNA SILA :D
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118. 
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122. 
123. ...you
sorry no update tonight! the next part is gonna be long at hindi ko pa tapos HAHA i don’t want to cut it SO BUKAS NALANG 
ALSO, I MADE THIS EDIT I HOPE YOU GET THE HINT 
https://twitter.com/gulfsbright/status/1286982406063288321?s=21 https://twitter.com/gulfsbright/status/1286982406063288321
ALSO, I MADE THIS EDIT I HOPE YOU GET THE HINT https://twitter.com/gulfsbright/status/1286982406063288321?s=21 https://twitter.com/gulfsbright/status/1286982406063288321
124. ang haba mo ohm
125. tangina mo single
126. flex mo lang sarili mo sige
127. white shi(r)t party hsjsjf because gun trademarked that fit
128. strawberries and cigarettes...
129. bittersweet
130. nothing scares him more than...
131. off akin ka nalang shdjsjd
132. “gun has all the reasons to betray you”
133. he sold the thing he fought for all his life...
134. minority shareholders
135. pero bakit si off...
136. SIS Q YARN!!!!
137. hsjddjf EARTH ANUVAH
138. ang sketchy ni saint at gun ah
139. no need to rub salt on his wounds
140. ang bilis!!! tinanggal agad yung sy sa pangalan niya also, between the lines, off... between the lines...
also, between the lines, off... between the lines...
141. freeing party
142. mew isara mo yan!!!
143. ako... si off...
144. loving him was red
145. uncoupling vows
146. trust me, bub...
147. so this was the slideshow that they played on the party... see how much they’ve changed for the last nine months...
148. so saint... bought gente
149. charlie’s angels naman pala
150. gagawin ang lahat 
151. dhsjdjs deserve mo rin sumaya saint HAHSHSHSS CHZ
152. congrats to the new ceo
153. is this a goodbye...
154. when it all comes to an end...
155. one year after...
156. you can let me go, bub...
157. luh
158. saint!!!!!
159. hayop ka zee!!!
160. 
161. everyday...
162. tatlong araw
163. ang damot ng tadhana
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you are invited!
love, off jumpol “chinitong mukhang mayabang na sisira ng buhay mo” sy AND gun dela rama soon to be sy
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love, off jumpol “chinitong mukhang mayabang na sisira ng buhay mo” sy AND gun dela rama soon to be sy
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di ready yung speech ko HASHSHHS CHAROT!!! SOUP RICE GUIZE IZZA FRANK !!! LOVE KO KAYO PERO MAS LOVE KO OFFGUN HIHI
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ps. ako si EL DORADO kanina HAHAHA
thanks for reaching this far! qrt your thoughts! or dm me!
or send me a cc https://curiouscat.qa/gulfsbright ps. ako si EL DORADO kanina HAHAHA
KARAT SA SPECIAL PARTS!!!! SAKA MARRIED LIFE US2 NYO BA!!! IDUDUGTONG KO DITO HEHE
