Iconic UK Big Brother moments: a thread #BBUK

1. After a... turbulent romance, Ziggy dumping Chanelle in the bathroom with the line “it’s not you, it’s me”

2. Poor Bubble clotheslining himself and spinning through the air like a skydancer

3. Queen Nikki Grahame absolutely FUMIN about having to pledge allegiance to Kit Kat connoisseur Suzie Verrico

4. Craig refuses to diminish his character to survive (I REFUSE)

5. Lesleh laying into bikini fanatic Sam whilst rocking a massive foam neckbrace

6. Nikki claiming that Nadia might be on her period and Brian trotting away in disbelief

7. Craig reading Maxwell to filth

8. When the legendary Pete Burns just attacked Traci for the hell of it

9. When Rula Lenska performed a very dramatic Macbeth monologue and no one was too arsed

10. “Mikey’s got a disability, open yer eyes!”

11. “Posh spice, she fuckin wish, fuckin st-UGLY BITCH!”

12. When Alison Hammond shattered the garden table

13. Chanelle losing the plot over the food rations

14. The tragedy of Makosi and her egg

15. Queen of Bolton, Nichola having a l.a.u.g.h

16. When Luke and Bex/Webecca finally awkwardly confessed their love

17. Verne Troyer crashing into the diary room door and nearly launching himself into another dimension

18. Michelle Bass arguing with Ahmed with her massive boobs out

19. When Craig refused to join in with the debate

20. When Glyn got too drunk, kept throwing up everywhere and the whole house lost their minds apart from Mikey

21. Makosi saying that she’s pregnant while Vanessa chomps on a pear

22. Chanelle and the hair despair

23. “You betta know yourself if your talking about me, little girl”

24. Posh Ben and his lack of dance skills during the glee task

25. Josie telling Corin about the lady who got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee

26. Brian and Amanda having a deep chat about the universe

27. Nikki raging about the aircon

28. Liam and the best chat up line in the world

29. When Jade thought that “East Angular” was abroad

30. Naked jacuzzi

31. Alex lip syncing for his life

32. When Nikki only had ONE beer and all hell broke loose

33. “Am I mingin?”

34. When Charley was strutting her stuff and Seány sent her flying into the pool

35. No one tells Tina Malone to shush

36. Pete Burns and Rula Lenska having beef over white clogs

37. When the housemates rumbled Nasty Nick on his diiirty plan

38. “I can’t choreografaff”

39. “Oh my god, Jackie!”

40. Fight night, but particularly the noise when the foil tray whacked Emma on the head

41. When Derek, Kemal and Science kept squabbling all the way through the box task

42. Charley having the audacity to tell Brian that he looks pathetic when she was dressed like Sideshow Bob

43. “Look at the state of yer, ya fuckin PIG”

44. Rihanna’s agegate

45. Corin having a good old rant about John James

46. When Nadia and Michelle had it officially and robbed the diary room camera

47. When Angel just did not hold back

48. Everyfin and everyfin!

49. Chantelle’s Grammy award winning performance of I Want It Right Now

50. Nadia just wanting a ciggie

51. When Sophie and Rodrigo absolutely nailed dancing to Daft Punk

52. Laryngitis Alexandra saying “memba I told you” every five minutes

53. When the actual real life Queen came to the house for a brew

54. Glyn cooking an egg for the very first time

55. Grace going out with a bang

56. Craig looking like Myra Hindley in his wig

57. “Where’s all the cheers man?”

58. The beautiful TV that Marco made

59. Mikey trying a scotch bonnet and having a terrible time

60. The housemates having a right hoot dancing to Kylie but Charley giving it her all like she’s performing at the brit awards

61. FAT OX

62. Craig absolutely living his life bopping to Britney Spears

63. Lesley doing a really rubbish job at pretending not to be upset

64. Plus sized breasts

65. “Hello Bonner!”

66. Kitten getting escorted out by Davina and being to busy ranting about the monarchy to notice her girlfriend

67. Jane being murdered in broad daylight by a big yellow sponge

68. David’s dead

69. Glyn teaching Nikki how to speak Welsh

70. Mikey nearly getting his head taken clean off by a baseball

71. “If you wanna be cheap, get Uber”

72. Nicola/Nicole v Kim Woodburn round 274

73. “At least once person got wet tonight... and it wasn’t Saskia”

74. Lea very tastefully describing her taste in men

75. When Jane lost the plot

76. When Brian had an accident in the caravan

77. Charley just letting everyone know again that she’s a South East London it girl

78. “Get that fire exit door, I’m off”

79. When Charley returned and straight up lied about the public adoring her

80. Lesleh just casually going for a wee mid-conversation

81. When Michelle Heaton told Tina Malone that she looked like Princess Fiona and Coolio completely lost it

82. Science just being the absolute best

83. “Would you like me... to be the cat?”

84. Craig and Lesleh creating new artwork for the Louvre

85. Preston bopping around with a glass of red wine like he’s headlining Leeds Festival

86. When Kinga really liked wine

87. When the housemates were arguing about ranking themselves from most to least famous and Maggot just quietly trotted off and placed himself at number 11

88. “Don’t ever hoy ya bottle of beer over me!”

89. Jedward giving Amy a dance masterclass in their Tony the Tiger suits

90. “Right round baby right round! Ow! Ow! Ow!”

91. A beautiful rendition of Pie Jesu by Geordie legend Michelle Bass

92. Brian Dowling stubbing his toe and transforming into a water fountain

93. Nadia being personally victimised by a deckchair

94. Victor giving the most lovely grooms speech in the world

95. When Ahmed started wrecking the gaff

96. The best/worst task ever

97. Norin getting her eyebrows shaved off to gain housemate status

98. Derek fearing for his life when getting attacked by a plastic snake and a rotisserie chicken

99. “My coat has been arrested?”

100. Old maiden shoe

101. “Just dunking my custard creams into this hot juicy tea”

102. Kenzie absolutely serving dressed as Humpty Dumpty

103. When the housemates had to be sardines in a task and it was like they had been cast in the newest instalment of the SAW franchise

104. Pete shimmying off to make a cup of tea mid-task

105. Pete Burns impersonating Jodie Marsh