The appointment of Munira Mirza to lead an inquiry on race is comparable to hiring a wedding singer from the audience at X Factor.

The combination of a shallow perceived interest and zero qualifications does more damage than good.

This should not make it to the next round.
Munira Mirza, on why we don't need diversity:

“It is the multicultural approach that pigeon-holes people and pressures them to keep separate from the mainstream”

Page 89 - https://www.policyexchange.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/living-apart-together-jan-07.pdf
Munira Mirza also says that cultures should be respected...but people of the culture should be open to the w̶h̶i̶t̶e̶, I mean right, way of life

"with increased sensitivities about Islamophobia, many Muslims feel entitled to have their religious views and identity protected"
In Munira Mirza's book that shall not be named:

"The era of 'super-diversity' in which ethnic difference and cosmopolitan mixing is immense, the narrow focus on single ethnicities would seem out of date"

Siri, how do you say "I don't see colour" but reach a word count?
On Brexit, Munira Mirza talks herself into circles to justify her pandering to whiteness, using her ancestry to pit EU and non-EU immigrants against each other

...conveniently forgetting the power dynamics between the UK and the EU, and the British Empire and the Global South.
As she waved her Brexit flag for Boris' approval, Munira Mirza recounted her very hard experience of coming out as pro-Brexit to the Arts circles.

She described this as "the new being gay"

...a statement evoking more questions than a game of Guess Who.

"are they a clown?" 🤡
Munira Mirza should ask Dominic Cummings for eye test advice - she thinks @DavidLammy's 2017 review of racism in the criminal justice system was exaggerating the problem, and it's politicians talking about racism that makes racism a problem?

Call the UN, we've solved racism.
In case you missed this part in the last tweet:

"She disputed his view, and that of May, that the criminal justice system treats black people more harshly than white people"

If Munira Miraz and Theresa May walk into a (very low) bar, which one will admit racism exists?
When Boris compared burqa-wearers to "letterboxes and bank robbers", the "I can't be racist, I have a brown friend" insurance hotline rang, and Munira Mirza immediately picked up.

She clarified that people aren't mad it's racist, people were mad that Boris said it. Duh.
As second in command to Priti Patel at the Agents for White Supremacist Patriarchy, Munira Mirza concludes that Muslims are just being sensitive about Islamophobia, because it's obviously just hurt feelings.

For an agent, you'd think her eyesight wouldn't be so myopic.
The Agents for White Supremacist Patriarchy are an inclusive taskforce. Munira Mirza intends to embed gender and ethnic diversity into the UK institutional racism inquiry, by bringing Trevor Phillips on board.

Hypothesis proven: Islamophobes of a feather DO flock together.
Like a game of Deal or No Deal, we just don't know which to open next.

Will it be the one where Munira Mirza wants a heated debate, or the one where institutional racism is actually Pandora's Box?

A secret from the producer: every case actually contains a giant L for Mirza
Munira Mirza's CV includes gas sales - reviews gush that she adds gaslighting and estimates, for free.

From a recent assessment: Racism declined, evidence lies, and fixing the problem is making more problems.

Interracial marriages and everyday racism are just incompatible, ok.
Munira Mirza can't be racist, she loves the culturally-revered Ali G.

She implores us to look at race like we look at art, and think from an alternate perspective...of the person who is being accused of racism, and the professional consequences for them.

Thoughts and prayers.
To Munira Mirza, ACAB stands for "All Cops Are Blessings".

She even offered to park a stop and search ambulance at the bottom of the cliff to wait for casualties, rather than building a fence at the top.

I guess Theresa May didn't satiate her, so she squared up to Amber Rudd?
Munira Mirza needs to underline that Brexit wasn't racist, and saying that actually *checks notes* reinforces arts sector stereotypes?

Hmm, the West End's longest running show is Les Mis, a show about the criminalisation of poor classes, so I guess arts can't be elitist?
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