How does like one person manage to make me go https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💓" title="Schlagendes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schlagendes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💓" title="Schlagendes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schlagendes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💓" title="Schlagendes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schlagendes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💘" title="Herz mit Pfeil" aria-label="Emoji: Herz mit Pfeil">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💘" title="Herz mit Pfeil" aria-label="Emoji: Herz mit Pfeil">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💘" title="Herz mit Pfeil" aria-label="Emoji: Herz mit Pfeil">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💓" title="Schlagendes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schlagendes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💓" title="Schlagendes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schlagendes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💓" title="Schlagendes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schlagendes Herz"> everytime I get a text
I’m gonna have a heart attack at this rate omg
how can someone be so cute over the simplest things???
I feel like I’m going to explode omg
also how can someone be that fucking hot jesus
Goofy and hot Jesus
What is going ON
I’m so flustered https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
I’m a fucking simp
The universe works in funny ways always keeping the same people crossing paths
Could legit just be like “lol true that” and I’d be like https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht">
How can someone always be that Fucking hot
So fucking cute dear LORD
Let’s continue to play I have no idea if feelings are reciprocated game where I just get flustered and potentially heartbroken
why does my cat more attention than me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
i really do be out here simping for one man
he doesn& #39;t follow me but I& #39;ll probs die of embarrassment if he ever finds this
I’m so fucking smitten omg
I really like this goofy man omg, like a stupid amount
i& #39;m a simp.
At least I simp for a man with good taste
When you were boo boo the fool but now might be actually standing a chance
I’m such a simp for him dear lord
How can someone be so funny wtf
i am such a simp for this man
drunk cute selfie hit different
I SIMPED FOR THE RIGHT MAN YOU FUCKERS
Too bad I was in a fucking call and didn’t hear all of that snap but let’s hope ladies and gents because wowie did my heart flutter
He’s so fucking hot even with like sloppy selfies Jesus Christ
I love drunk girls, doing gods handy work
Also I am that bitch thank you
He’s so cute the audio message https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
We making MOVES
Ladies I used to date someone who cheated on me at parties and now I simp for someone who sends me cute drunk snaps and tells me sweet stuff. It gets better
When he plays http://agar.io"> http://agar.io  with you https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> and is super cute after too omg
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Funkelndes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Funkelndes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Funkelndes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Funkelndes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Funkelndes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Funkelndes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💘" title="Herz mit Pfeil" aria-label="Emoji: Herz mit Pfeil">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💘" title="Herz mit Pfeil" aria-label="Emoji: Herz mit Pfeil">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💘" title="Herz mit Pfeil" aria-label="Emoji: Herz mit Pfeil">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Funkelndes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Funkelndes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💘" title="Herz mit Pfeil" aria-label="Emoji: Herz mit Pfeil">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Drehende Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Drehende Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💓" title="Schlagendes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schlagendes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💘" title="Herz mit Pfeil" aria-label="Emoji: Herz mit Pfeil">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💝" title="Herz mit Band" aria-label="Emoji: Herz mit Band">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Funkelndes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Funkelndes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">
“I support you” what are you a simp
the universe be in my favour
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I’m the simp lord and the simp
My cat is now so god damn protective over the pillows
When he gives his cat the shirt that smells like you so she would get used to ur sent https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
Restrictions suck https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> >:((((
DA let me be a simp bitch
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">I’m such a simp for this man https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">
My guy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">
Ladies get yourself a man who will find you hot regardless of the fact you have no ass
Six weeks :((((
When you wake up looking gross and he’s still like “you’re so pretty” are we sure I’m not still dreaming?
When he sends you a selfie and you sit there like “HE chose ME?” Like how is this real
The fact he made an Instagram and was automatically put onto uwu soft lesbian memes is hilarious to me
Not a day that doesn’t go by and I don’t count my blessings of how lucky and happy I am
Bro I lesbian you
I used to be someone who hated talking on the phone but now it’s my favourite part of my week :))
I really do be out here just missing my guy
I may be sleepy tired but like he leaves me speechless more often than not and that’s a hard thing to do because I love to waffle
I’ve felt so ordinary and boring for pretty much my whole life until recently, I have never felt more special. It is insane to me that someone could make me feel so good about myself
Also insane to me that like two months ago I was just like >:( so often and just being a nuff nuff and now I’m just like uwu constantly.
Find someone who helps bring out the best in you
Also take that chance!!! I simped after this man for six years never thinking I would actually get to experience and witness the genuine care and affection he gives out, life is short just go for it
These tweets will never do justice to just how much I absolutely adore this man
I will forever be stunned that he chose me
I adore him omg
Emo time but like for so long I was like “as long as he’s happy idc if he’s not with me” and now that he is I’m speechless
I just miss him so fucking much it’s unfair
Anyway I just wanted to say he makes me insanely happy and feel so special, to the point it short circuits my brain
I’m sleepy tired but like I’m so happy that it’s hard for me not to cry, I spend more often than not thinking about the next time I’m going to see him
I can’t wait to spend so much time with him that he gets annoyed and bored with me but I know he’s gonna say that isn’t possible
Fam I can’t watch any sorta romance shit right now because then I just start thinking of him and then get distracted
He acts as if I’m the prettiest girl he’s ever seen
I joke and say I’ll delete this thread but we all know that’s never gonna happen
Anyway I’m sleepy tired but I wanna leave this as the final one for tonight. But I am in awe everyday with how funny, smart, kind, caring, intelligent, genuine, and thoughtful he is, there’s not enough words to communicate how amazing he is
when he gets banned on http://panfu.me"> http://panfu.me  :((((
How is he so funny? I always look forward to every message or call I get from him
When ur sick and the only thing that’s making you feel better is ur guys jumper https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
I really got that lucky huh
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen"> missing my guy
“Are you sure it’s a good idea to send drunk snaps” best idea to ever exist
I really got that lucky huh
Y’all thought I wasn’t gonna update this anymore huh, you thought wrong. I just do be missing my guy tho
Shout out to this thread, without chu most people wouldn’t know how big of a fucking simp I am for my guy
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