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duel links is still down so here's the farts of team satisfaction
1. jack's farts arent loud or super rank but he always goes to the bathroom to do it bc hes a King not a barn animal. when he cant, he walks briskly so theres plausible deniability if it was him or not
1. jack's farts arent loud or super rank but he always goes to the bathroom to do it bc hes a King not a barn animal. when he cant, he walks briskly so theres plausible deniability if it was him or not
2. ccrows fsartddcg ok hang onn im wheezingh ok so crows farts are like rapidfire like a putputput machine gun noise and sometimes if hes not like in the room the other three dive under a table for cover in case its security
3. kiryu, unlike jack, IS a barn animal and proud of it . he rips them like really loud and laughs bc he thinks it's hilarious and crow probably Tries not to laugh but still does otcurzUetdt one time he farted on jack and they ended up wrestling for like a half hour (jack won)
4. yusei has the most lethal silent but deadly farts and he'll be surprisingly mischievous abt it. if theyre all on the couch and somebody smells it he'll be like "crow, what did you eat?" ITSRUSSITAE7OSIT and kiryu loses it bc he never guessed yusei could be goofy like that
ok im gonna go higher .
yliaster farts
1. when z-one did his makeover he could have possibly like, shaped his ass so it never makes friction for audible farts. if he farts at all, we will never know. when hes old tho he slips up sometimes and it's very sad. quiet shambling toot
yliaster farts
1. when z-one did his makeover he could have possibly like, shaped his ass so it never makes friction for audible farts. if he farts at all, we will never know. when hes old tho he slips up sometimes and it's very sad. quiet shambling toot
but tbh his carapace muffles it so you STILL wouldnt know.
2. antinomy farts and looks you dead in the eyes. he smirks. what are you gonna do about it? he is so nonchalant about this that it scares you. somehow he is no less sexy, which infuriates you in equal measure
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bruno apologizes and laughs awkwardly the few times he farts. he does it mostly when u startle him. to make him pass as human, z-one would have to incorporate a fart function. let that sink in
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bruno apologizes and laughs awkwardly the few times he farts. he does it mostly when u startle him. to make him pass as human, z-one would have to incorporate a fart function. let that sink in
3. paradox gets really mad and defensive if you point out that he farted. like he'll get very snippy and u just Know antinomy would always comment on it as joke, provoke him, they start squabbling
4. out of all of them, aporia honestly prob has the least "human" design. hes not interested in the bells n whistles beyond having the fangs and a nice butt. he prob doesnt have a digestive system or anything, and his gender and sexuality are both biketaur, so he doesnt care
so aporia, you are the Only person who cannot fart. youre safe.
grandpa jose however totally tooted sometimes while they were doin science and he'd chuckle like Ho Ho Ho bc hes an old man, he can do whatever he wants. let him have this, his life has been so depressing
grandpa jose however totally tooted sometimes while they were doin science and he'd chuckle like Ho Ho Ho bc hes an old man, he can do whatever he wants. let him have this, his life has been so depressing
in conslusion,
ok as requested ill keep going
dark signer farts
1. carly ordinarily has like high-pitched whistle farts and gets very embarrassed, but she has no such inhibitions as a dark signer. if u call her on it she folds her arms like "and?" and misty smiles bc shes so proud of her
dark signer farts
1. carly ordinarily has like high-pitched whistle farts and gets very embarrassed, but she has no such inhibitions as a dark signer. if u call her on it she folds her arms like "and?" and misty smiles bc shes so proud of her
2. misty has Mastered the art of silent but deadly. shes so good even ludger cant sense the shift in the air, the energies changing. the only way you'll know is if you lock eyes with her, she giggles, knowing no one will believe you if you speak.
if youre still reading this, god help you
3. ludger is a reasonable person and he'll clear his throat and say excuse me. hes a classy dude, he wont be weird about it. but itd probably make your eyes water if ur too close to the impact zone
3. ludger is a reasonable person and he'll clear his throat and say excuse me. hes a classy dude, he wont be weird about it. but itd probably make your eyes water if ur too close to the impact zone
4. theres another guy but i literally cannot remember him, i just know they wrre like "aaahhh fuck luca needs an opponent oh shit we didnt make one, lets uh have this guy show up and never be spoken of again". so this tweet is in honor of the fallen
5. bommer is lucky because the sound of his extreme flex d-wheel masks any sound except for the shout of his booming voice. he also will step out to use the bathroom/go for fresh air if theyre in an evil cult meeting. honestly an all-around courteous man that id take a bullet for
6. kiryu is even worse than he was before. he just does not give a fuck. hes here to be gay, unhinged, and homoerotically chase revenge. at the evil dinners in that dank empty tower he says "this chicken is almost as juicy as my ass" and ludger looks at him, dissppointed
he probably swings his boots on the table and picks his nose. literally a mad lad. and he totally farts within a close enough radius to the others wherever they happen to cross paths in the halls, etc. and he snickers like hes stolen your lunch money
once again, in concluision
AND ONE MORE ADDITION: kiryu Definitely taught the other satisfaction lads how to set their farts on fire with a lighter. and somebody got torched in an accident they dare not speak of
