This is gonna be a thread of the moments Salma has been very dumb:
Self explanatory
She literally responded to herself
I’m so sorry Harry
“Do you cook rice before putting your phone in it”
“O shit”
“poggers”
“Where does the pee go”
“Forgets song lyrics”
“White chicken”
Why am i not surprised
“Rolles”
First time she’s talked to me in 2 days btw
My head hurts
This ain’t even to me but still..... what
What the fuck is she talkin about?
Salma is a special breed.
She hurts my head
“Please don’t tell Laza”
Like.....what
Just as I’m about to sleep. Salma strikes again.
Salma doesn’t know her left and rights
Safe to assume this is how salma uses emojis
Never fails
It’s a picture.
She’s actually not a real human being
Speechless.
Special appearance by @may_wedda and regular appearance by Salma
I am speechless beyond speech
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