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supernatural characters as nick miller quotes: a thread
“i’ll be rich. like fill my gas tank all the way up rich.”
“i cant believe i’m the sober one. that has actually never happened in my life.”
“do i regret it? yes. would i do it again? probably.”
“i’m not gonna get sick! no germ can live in a body that is 65% beer.”
“you can go to my funeral but you can’t talk. my funeral is my time to shine!”
“i’m not convinced i know how to read..i’ve just memorized a lot of words.”
“i don’t know what mazel tov means but it doesn’t sound good.” (get it? hehe)
“i know this isn’t going to end well, but the whole middle part is gonna be awesome.”
“i once saw a zebra named gavin give birth at the zoo and i cried hysterically.”
“where are you? this place is fancy and i don’t know which form to kill myself with.”
“you treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. science.”
of course the fucking sam one has a typo
