johnten: a phrase that seems like it has existed since before the sands of time. it’s provocative, it’s exciting, it’s.... fake?! yes readers, everyone’s favorite little jock x twink interactions were the brainchild of something even worse than a classic SM-planted gaybait, and

I, user SorryJohnny am here to singlehandedly put a stop to the abomination that we currently call johnten. I have information that I intend will cause you little freaks known as johnten shippers to go into extinction.

i know what you’re thinking: but user SorryJohnny, ten had an intense sexual attraction to johnny! no you fucking donkey! this was all an illusion put into your tiny little pea brains that are so quickly satisfied with even an ounce of male on male flirting and angst that you’ve

been blinded this whole time. let’s pull up the evidence.

my suspicions of johnten began with the infamous vlive titled “쟈니텐 출사 준비중시즈니도와주세요” broadcasted on july 12, 2018, which is otherwise titled as “johnny’s and tennie’s photo club” by YouTube creator bringbackstrony. it makes me sick to my stomach. yaoi-consuming

freaks with no free time flocked to create edits & AUs based off of ten uttering absurd phrases like referring to johnny as a “top model” & saying he “lit his fire.” in fact, YouTube creator bringbackstrony claims ten *shivers in gay.* YouTube editors make me incredibly nauseous.

straight kboos who have never spoken to a gay person in their entire life were too busy leaking their panties to pay attention to the cold hard proof at hand. when ten accidentally cut the crap. at timestamp 42:27, the slander begins, with ten bringing up johnny’s “thin lips”

resulting in johnny looking visually offended. it only gets worse from there. at 43:13 ten releases an utter truth that he has been holding deep within him since SM rookies: “I think you look very weird.” no, user SorryJohnny, he quickly corrected himself and meant the drawing!

no, reader, he went on to say “like sometimes, sorry.” he couldn’t cover up what he had done, so all he could do was apologize.

that powerful statement, ringing through my ears as i lie to rest at night, “i think you look very weird” is the most genuine string of words that have ever come out of that pot-stirrer’s mouth. and i mean that sincerely, as someone who would, sadly, get gunned down in the street

over that little shit starting fairy.

he goes on to reveal a horrendous drawing of “johnny” that i can only describe as This Man, you know, the one with the unibrow that we see in our dreams? ten, the man who has designed his own tattoos. ten, the man who wants to create his own jewelry line. ten, the man who

forced us all to witness his drawings of softcore porn peacock feather pussies 2 months ago... wait, you’re a johfam and you don’t know that ten did that? i’m sorry, it’s best you don’t try to find it. you’re telling me ten, the multilingual main dancer main vocalist sometimes

rapper illustrator put out that visceral steaming pile of dog shit into the world and called it JOHNNY? do with that information what you will.

so where does this leave us, reader? ten thinks johnny is very ugly. what now? what caused that entitled little f- to act like that exactly?

that’s where things get interesting, and honestly, quite brutal. i firmly believe that ten does want to have sex with one bitter, pretentious, ancient old hack known as wayv’s qian kun, which is something i find very abysmal in and of itself, and should be considered beastiality,

but that’s obviously for another time. so this brings us to the question at hand, how does ten flirt sincerely? openly and fruity, or by pining and angst? given his pisces placement, the latter is the correct answer.

given this information, we find that ten in fact did not find john suh sexually or romantically attractive. we’re back to the square one; what caused that little fruit to publicly say he wanted to have sex with him and utter abhorrent visual statements such as that of the

nightmare-inducing “john’s banana?” why, you ask? it’s simple: ten is a bully.

why would ten make a bunch of 16 year old straight girls with blue hair and fujoshi kinks think that he found johnny suh to be the sexiest man alive? and why did he make an entire population of women age 18+ with daddy issues and stockholm syndrome believe the same thing?

the answer is self explanatory. why does the republican jock pretend he has a crush on the ugly pimple-ridden sjw in a nyan cat shirt? harassment, bullying, and an unhealthily high sense of self.

ten is a narcissist. he walked into SM one day to meet one 6’0 tall chicagoan accented john jun suh with as much sex appeal as mr. rogers and thought to himself “this is the ugliest man i’ve ever seen in my god-given life. i think i will pretend i want to have sex with him.”

and thus, the terrorism that some like to call “johnten” and others like to call “a visual abomination to the gay population and mankind as a whole” was birthed, by none other than the manipulative, gas-lighting little bundle of nerves with a name that fits the entire alphabet;

chittaphon leechaiyapornkul. the bastard.

it’s hard to say if the little fruit started this act out of malice or pity. either way, the inflation of that plastic surgery monster’s ego was a strategically targeted hate crime on us all. why would he do that? why would he make an entire population of innocent nctzens trying

to thirst over sexy little lee taeyong in silence endure the inflated ego of a 25 year old straight man that dresses like a geriatric patient? this, i cannot say. but one thing i do know for sure, is that ten deserves extended jail time for this horrid act of what, pity?

ego? malice? on 10velys and johfam alike. all that’s left to say is,

i’m sorry johnny suh.