forcing my family to watch vikings so i can spend the rest of lockdown daydreaming abt rollo and ragnar spitroasting me

rollo is such a dick but he’s MY dick :(

i love rollo so much :( my whole husband <3

the brutal violence in this show... game of thrones you’re NOTHING

feel like pure shit just wanna kiss ragnar and braid his hair

sorry this thread will not be livetweeting it’s literally just gonna be thirsting over rollo every single episode..... i’m a hole i’m a hole

rollo chained up and covered in blood... yeah that’s my kink

ROLLO JUST GOT HIS FACE CUT BY THE EARL AND NOW HE HAS SEXY FACE SCARS!!!!! that’s the sandor effect

HAIL EARL RAGNAR!!!!!!!!

my pussy is YOUR personal property

rollo actually has me on a leash man i can’t stop thinking about him

rollo PLEASE let me have your viking babies

RAGNAR IS SO BEAUTIFUL WITH HIS BRAIDS please let me k*ss him

rollo just said he’s going to convert to christianity..... okay take me to church daddy

ROLLO BEING BAPTISED PLEASE THIS IS THE SEXIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

HES ALL DRESSED IN BLACK WITH HIS AXE UGH FILL ME UP DADDY

rollo is always so ANGRY why is that so sexy of him

omg thing that jars me about this show is they call sex ‘sex’ like it feels so out of place ? where is your viking euphemism for shagging >:(

ROLLO JUST WALKING AROUND SHIRTLESS PLEASE I WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!!!!

rollo is such an ASS but i love him so much

ASLAUG she’s so pretty

not siggy having coronavirus .

rollo is it every day betray ragnar loki ass bitch

s2 opens with shirtless rollo i can’t take this i’m a hole i’m a hole !

rollo is such a loki no wonder i want to Marriage him

not him being all bloody and chained up that’s very sexy of him

UGH ROLLO MAKES ME SO EMO PLEASE RELAX SIR

i feel so bad for lagertha :( ragnar u bastard

not a four year time skip on the second episode bring back lagertha

it’s a bit rich of aslaug to be jealous of hild when she was the other woman herself ????

rollo being an angry drunk that’s the sandor blueprint!

ragnar hiding the girl under the blanket he makes me soft

nah ecbert and ragnar in the bath PLEASE the homoeroticism is too much

ragnar could invade my territory and i would let him

NOT THEM CRUCIFYING ATHELSTAN PLEASE IM GOING TO CRY

LAGERTHA LOOKS SO BADASS and baby bjorn is all grown up

NOOO lagertha got battered by her husband’s men i am so upset

rollo looks so tidy again :’)

rollo winning the sparring match BLINDFOLDED????? i will suck his cock until i drown

FINALLY JUDITH my baby

have to forward rollo sex scene because i’m watching with my family

LAGERTHA BABY YOURE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME

blood eagle time that was very sexy of ragnar

omg rollo is it every day spar shirtless

omg ragnar what is WRONG WITH YOU leave ur baby alone

when tf did porunn fall in love with bjorn ????? she was being so anti wtf

NOT ROLLO GETTING TRAMPLED

nooo they kidnapped rollo :(

rollo looks mash up :(

princess kwenthrith is very sexy

horik is such an ASS WIPE

FLOKI U ARE SUCH A BASTARD

NVM I LOVE HIM AGAIN I LOVE U FLOKI

omg FINALLY JUDITH MY WIFE

kwenthrith is actually bat shit i LOVE HER

i highkey love kwenthrith

rollo is such a tramp i hate men

i missed judith so much my BABY GIRL

ecbert trying to move to lagertha is actually sending

JUDITH’S CONFESSION TO ATHELSTAN MAKES ME DIEEEEE

judith as a fc for eruanna makes my heart

lagertha’s excitement over the plough please she is my BABY

omg torstein i love u :( i am Sad

rollo actually fights like a BEAST omg please destroy me

NOT ECBERT BRINGING LAGERTHA TO THE BATHHOUSE

PLEASE the sexual tension between judith and athelstan

omg the sacrifice scene was so emotionally charged

KWENTHRITH JUST PISSED ON RAGNAR’S CHEST SHES INSANE

did.... did siggy just.... die

rollo wearing that stark print tunic

kwenthrith poisoning her brother that’s queen shit yep yep

RIP SIGGY :(

omg i feel so bad for rollo :(

not rollo becoming a drunk again

i actually love bjorn so much best son ever

ragnar is an annoying mfer sometimes

LMDHSKSJ judith is rly pregnant with athelstan’s baby eye-

aethelwulf actually has problems man

WOWWWWWW ECBERT YOU SNAKE

NOOOO it’s the judith ear scene i am going to Cry

RAGNAR JUST TOLD ATHELSTAN HE LOVES HIM

NOOOOOO ATHELSTAN :((((((( I AM SO UPSET

ragnar burying athelstan is actually breaking my heart

IMMA SLAP RAGNAR’S BALD ASS HEAD BITCH GROW YOUR HAIR BACK

omg i forgot about gisla.... rollo could have done better in my humble opinion

bruh ragnar rly just be having babies with anything with two legs

ROLLO GOING INTO BATTLE SHIRTLESS YEP THATS MY CRAZY BEAR

lagertha and bjorn are rly the best characters ever

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM@HOING TO CRYYY

WTFFF LITERSLLY ONE MINUTE LATER THEY K WORD MY FAVOURITE CHAPTER

BJORN COME BACK TO ME I AM SO UPSET

please can he not be dead please :(

omg omg he’s still alive

BJORN NVM FALSE ALARM HES ALIVE!!!!!!

“he fights like a crazy bear” THIS LINE ALWAYS MAKES MY HEART DIE

ragnar rly converted to christianity so he could see athelstan again when he dies

nawt that man doing up fifty shades

ragnar don’t die on me u bitch

keep calling rollo rolf as a joke and now i forget his name is rollo LMFAO

ROLLO’S FACE WHEN GISLA IS DRAGGING HIM AND HES JUST

how dare rollo marry someone who isn’t me. what a bastard.

wow rollo respectful king

rollo stop betraying ragnar challenge >:(

rollo all nobled up is sending me omfg looking like jesus christ himself

i feel so bad for floki my heart hurts

bjorn is rly out here being the best character period

not everyone dreaming about athelstan omg i miss him so much

kwenthrith and judith in the bath together i would like to be in it

i’m kinda here for kwenthrith/aethelwulf

the way gisla and rolf are out here shagging like it’s their job.... i wish i were her

NOT LAGERTHA BEING PREGNANT WITH KALF WTF

the way gisla and rolf are fully in love now ? i hate not see development i can’t get behind a relationship without seeing them fall in love

the way ecbert is literally claudius from hamlet

i keep accidentally saying rhaegar instead of ragnar

lagertha looks so beautiful but why the fuck is she marrying kalf i hate this song !!!!!!!

YES LAGERTHA K WORD THAT USUPER

rolf looks like sexy jesus can he pls behave

i’m so scared that he’s gonna k word bjorn i would cry

ragnar saved floki omg my heart

the way i just wanna run my fingers through rollo’s hair

OMG NOOOO NOT HELGA

not ecbert usurping kwenthrith

rolf looks so sexy omg who is his hairdresser i love u rollo

why is gisla pregnant instead of me wtf.

WAIT therese/roland serving oberyn/elia incest

NOOOO KWENTHRITH :( judith how could u

aslaug fell off big time

this season has been so shit so far :/ can part 2 pls be better

every time i see roland and therese i just think of oberyn/elia i cant lie

oh nvm they just died

ragnar and rollo are straight boxing

IF ROLLO DIES I STG

this battle is giving me maximum stress why is everyone getting hurt

rolf is looking MASH UP ASF

i’m so proud of rollo but i’m also sad he betrayed ragnar :/

OMG A TIME SKIP ! bjorn looks so beautiful my son

i don’t rly like any of the brothers yet but hvitserk is handsome

starting s4 part 2 and ragnar is looking HAGGARD

where is bjorn i miss my favourite boy

ivar has such bad vibes omfg wtf

and lagertha continues to be THEE badass

ragnar and floki saying they love each other omg my heart

mate lagertha is looking HEALTHY

ivar has such incel energy man i swear he could be a school shooter the way he’s being all “i like kiIIing” like ???? SIR ARE YOU OKAY IN THE HEAD ???? behave urself u silly boy

lagertha doing up lgbt yep yep

RAGNAR JUST TRIED TO OFF HIMSELF???????? HUH

lagertha is a bit boring this season but i hope she gets to k word aslaug

idk why bjorn and lagertha have chemistry as if they aren’t mother and son

WHY is rollo doing up scholar omg be a fighter again i beg

not rollo having children with gisla instead of me :/

bjorn and rollo back on the boat together omg he’s finally doing up viking again

NOT ROLLO NEARLY DYING TF

aslaug is rly doing up cersei lannister

anyway i hope lagertha k words her and get kattegat back

lagertha please be the queen again

LAGERTHA RLY K WORDED ASLAUG

ragnar has fallen off so much :////

LMFAOOOOO I KNEW MAGNUS WASNT HIS

lagertha is serving targaryen queen vibes rn

NOT RAGNAR AND ECBERT FIGHTING OVER ATHELSTAN

wait there are so many ragnar memory flashbacks but i thought he died in s6 so why does it feel like he’s about to die omg i am going to scream he better not die

ecbert pls save him

not ragnar being munched by snakes wtf he will not die

lagertha doing up daenerys omgggg

ROLLO LOOKS VIKING AGAIN YESSSSSS

omg they arrived in spain... hope rollo finds a muslim wife called zafirah

OMGGGG IS FLOKI GONNA TURN MUSLIM MY KING !!!!!

the way floki is listening to the adhan omg mashallah mashallah