Read on Twitter
I say a lot of dumb bullshit daily, so here is a thread of those things in a “twitter bio” format:
(On Tolkien:)
Life and bullshit happens. Have a long poem.
Life and bullshit happens. Have a long poem.
(In response to practically anything and everything:)
This is love.
This is love.
(Eating finger food)
My fingers are my bridge.
(In Japanese, “hashi” means both bridge—橋, like you could walk across, and chopsticks—箸)
My fingers are my bridge.
(In Japanese, “hashi” means both bridge—橋, like you could walk across, and chopsticks—箸)
(A conversation w/ @feathersenshi:)
J: I really have a way with words.
L: You do use them.
J: I really have my way with them.
J: I really have a way with words.
L: You do use them.
J: I really have my way with them.
( @feathersenshi accidentally made a bio too:)
I’m great at multitasking—I can bitch while doing anything.
I’m great at multitasking—I can bitch while doing anything.
(Laughing at myself and this thread:)
This isn’t even about twitter bios really.
This isn’t even about twitter bios really.
(While doing planks:)
Me: Ya know, gotta get in those isometric exercises... that’s a fancy word for...
@feathersenshi: I know. I come from a family with a heath condition.
Me: Ya know, gotta get in those isometric exercises... that’s a fancy word for...
@feathersenshi: I know. I come from a family with a heath condition.
