Disney princes and whether they go down on their princesses: a thread
Prince Charming: No.
-obvious foot fetish
-if he’s going down it’s ALL THE WAY down.
-has some backward ideas about sex instilled in him
-jut trying his best
Prince Florian: hell no
-thinks it’s icky
-asks snow to just lay there while he takes care of business
-absolutely has mistresses
Prince Philip: Yes.
-progressive
- likes to talk dirty while he does it
-has a solid success rate
-doesn’t care much for his other responsibilities but always ready to eat pussy
Prince Eric: Sort of
-absolute floppy dumb moron who needs guidance
-raging sub
-was really bad at it but takes instruction
Beast/Prince Adam: no
-is really good with his hands but still self conscious about using his mouth like that
-used to having fangs and still worried he’d hurt belle
-they’re gonna die from the French Revolution soon anyway
Aladdin: sometimes
-is super confident in his skills and doesn’t think he needs to
-has a bit of an ego
-doesn’t have nipples so I can’t in good conscience say he’d know more than absolute basics
John Smith: haha no
-as a general rule I say colonizers don’t eat pussy
-too intimidated by Pocahontas to even try
-Pocahontas eventually dumps him for Nakoma and they live in the wlw bliss
Li Shang: hellll yeah
-bisexual king
-Mulan’s pleasure is his first concern
-is very aware how lucky he is
-sometimes they like to rp as her still as ping
Prince Naveen: yes
-his success rate isn’t great but he always tries
-sometimes gets frustrated with himself if he can’t get her to come
-he loves it when Tiana goes down on him so he just wants to return the favor
Eugene Fitzherbert/Flynn: yes
-is too devoted to Rapunzel to ever consider shorting her an orgasm
-also eats ass
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