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Hello guys, so I have some things I need to get off my chest. I was with this girl before and she started spreading rumors about me before she left, so I decided to take it up, now I would like you to right things down
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So I was looking for a babe so I just gowon girl and I told her..."you& #39;re cool boo"
Instantly we fell in love, but she left early so you can https://twitter.com/__Mayowa_/status/1271545265359597568?s=20">https://twitter.com/__Mayowa_...
I went to her house and met her brother Robert, he was very thin so I guess you can call him...light bob
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Although Robert was thin, he was strong, you could say he was...."firm you know"?
She said I should teach him math, so I had 3.14, I separated the 3 and the 14, the situation was a..."python apart"
suddenly she stopped picking my call, I gave her noodles she didn& #39;t eat, so I said "I know you are not all that...."in do mie" anymore
So I decided to enter two other girls dm& #39;s, I guess you could call it a...."pair of slides"
She got angry, lied against me and got me in jail.
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The prison guard told me a joke, and I was like...."ward ward ward ward
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I was living rent free in her head, so when I got out of jail, you can say they....."re-leased me"
