The Karenning of America: a thread.

Nominees for #KarenOfTheYear are......

Karen Vs. The Drive Through
Karen Vs. The Electric Bike. #KarenOfTheYear
Karen Vs. Stairs #KarenOfTheYear nominee.
Karen Vs. Parking Spots...and yes, it's the same woman as with the Stairs. Same shirt and everything. She has a lock on the nomination, at this point. Obviously.

#KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Bingo, and the Karenheit Scale of Interactions
Karen Vs Sanity #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs Fatigue #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Post Office #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Outrageous Accent* #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

*It's Eastern/Southeastern Massachusetts; I have family with this accent... kinda miss it, actually. But Karen is a twát.
Karen Vs The Denny's* #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

*This Karenning is from 2018, in Alberta, Canada, but she's still awful.
Karen Vs The Mask #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karens* Vs The Phone Number #KarenOfTheYear nominees:

*A twofer! And this time, Karens ARE the cops!
Karen Vs The Neighborhood. #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Tailwhip #ThrowbackKaren from 2016:
Karen Vs The Automobile. #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs Chalk Art #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Clinic #KarenOfTheYear* nominee:

*Definitely not #MotherOfYear
Karen* Vs The Homeowner #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

*With bonus Chad!
Karen Vs The Pool #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
"Karen" Vs The World #KarenParody "Jesus? We've got another one!"
Karenning, The Circle of Life:
Karen Vs The Rules #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Sign #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen assumes her rightful place: front AND center.
Karen* Vs Dressing Down #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

*With bonus pedophile, Chad!
Karen Vs Tool Users #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

(Car owner has a GoFundMe to help with their repairs.)
Karen Vs The Speed Limit #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The MMA Champ #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Just for Karens! Mind Your Own Fücking Business advert:
Karen Vs Meth #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Spittle #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Child #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Park Bench #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Packages #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs Walmart #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Parking Lot #KarenOfTheYear 2019 nominee:
Karen Vs The Truck #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The License #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs Babysitting 2018 #KarenOfTheYear Finalist:
Australian Karen Vs The Recording Studio #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Music #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karens Beware! The Karen Hunter WILL find you! #KarenParody
The Karenning and "Karen" trends:
Leveling in Karen, and a Komplaint of Karens:
"Karen" Vs Twitter #KarenParody #KarenTrump
Karen Vs The Grocery #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs Decency* #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

*Lots of N-word, yelled loudly
Karen Vs Calm #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs Driving #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Pharmacy #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Kompilation! #KarenOfTheYear nominees:
Karen Vs The Face Mask #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Christ Thing #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The #BLM #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
"How To Irritate People" introduced the Karen to the international stage. #KarenParody
. @johnpavlovitz has a message of hope for All Karens and the People Who Love Them: you CAN learn compassion! Possibly. With help.

#KarensGoneWild
Karen Vs The Stare #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. The Ambulance #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. Foliage #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen-ish parody, of a @StephenKing character. I hope the bookstore employees were in on it....
Australian Karen* Vs. The Flag #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

*With bonus Chad!
Karen Vs. The Ass Crack* 2019 #KarenOfTheYear Finalist

*warning: ass crack. Also, LOTS of N-word.
"Karen" Vs. Bike Another #KarenParody from @TreyNKennedy
Karen Vs. Addresses #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. The Parking Spot #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. The Car Hood #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
How to Karen, a #KarenParody
Karen Vs. The AirBNB #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. Delaware #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. The Refund #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. Skateboards #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. The Photo #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. Medication #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. Hawaii #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. FedEx #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. Masks #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. The Traffic Stop #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
"Karen" Vs. Cheese #KarenParody
Karen Vs. The Citation #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. Hawaii Part 2 #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs Security Guard #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. Walking #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. The #BlackLivesMatter Memorial #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karens, defined.
Karen Vs. The Recycling #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. Crack #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
German Karen Vs. Scooter #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. The Exemption* (3parts**) #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

*Everything she says is BS, btw
**See @karenisnuts for 2nd & 3rd videos, incl. gratuitous conspiracy theories and a Praise Jeeezus

https://twitter.com/karenisnuts/status/1271803456127414273/video/1
Karen Vs. The Crosswalk #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. The Homeless #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. The Homeowner Part Two: The Vanquishing #BlackLivesMatter #KarenOfTheYear nominee has MORE to complain about now.
"Karen" Vs. Discomfort... Pretty sure this is a #KarenParody ...but not like 100% sure.

Karen wants YOU to #WearAMask
Karen Vs. Defunding the Police #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
This may be the Anti-Karen!

#FuckThePolice #KarenOfTheYear
The Original Recipe Karen...who shoulda just had some dámn barbecue. #KarenThrowback
Karen Vs. "The Ghetto" #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. The Motorcycles #KarenOfTheYear
Karen Vs. Tik Tok Lighting #KarenOfTheYear nominee
Karen Vs Mike! #KarenThowback from 2018, I think.
Karen Vs The Yacht #KarenOfTheYear nominee
Karen Vs. Crossing The Street #KarenOfTheYear nominee
UK Karen Vs. Melanin #KarenOfTheYear nominee
Karen Vs. The Permit #KarenOfTheYear nominee
Karen Vs. Staging #KarenOfTheYear nominee
A Message For Karens (and other idiots who keep saying All Lives Matter, when it is not demonstrably true.)
"Male Karens Are Deeper," says a Male Karen, in this #KarenParody PSA:
"Karen" Makes "Music" #KarenParody
Karen Vs. Parking Lines #KarenOfTheYear nominee
"Karen" Vs. Blinking #KarenParody
Karen Vs. The Threat #KarenOfTheYear nominee
1-844-WYT-FEAR for white people who should mind their own dámn business, with @NiecyNash #KarenParody
Karen Compilation: #KarenOfTheYear nominees
Attack Of The Karens! #KarenParody
Karen Vs Gay Pride #KarenOfTheYear nominee
Karen Vs The American Flag #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Egg McMuffin #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs Spitting On The Bus #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs Oakland #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Convenience Store #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs Singing #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Slap #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs "God Bless America" #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
KarenKops Vs Fast Food #KarenOfTheYear nominees:
Karen Vs The Deposit* #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

*With bonus shade! https://twitter.com/PINKdot_COM/status/1272880090003771393?s=20
Karen Vs The Rental She Does Not Own #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Credentials #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Power Window #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Stop Sign #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Conspiracy #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs All Sense of Propriety #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

(buyer beware: LOTS of N-word)
Karen Vs "Above Me" #ThrowbackKarenAwards
Karen Vs The Sidewalk #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Western Cheeseburger #ThrowbackKarenAwards classic from 2007!
Karen Redeemer #TheHyenaLaughGotMe
Karen Vs Rugby #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs Target #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
"Karen" Vs Egg McMuffin, part 2: The Clapback #KarenParody
Karens Vs Sears #ThrowbackKarenAwards
Karens, A Journey, by @rustyrockets
Karen Vs The Offspring #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs Kentucky Chicken #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs trump's Words #ThrowbackKarenAward from 2018!
Karen Vs Corporate #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Commute #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs Six Feet #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs Road Rage #ThrowbackKarenAward from 2013!
Karen Vs The Backup #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs. The Property #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Bathroom Policy #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Salon #KarenOfTheYear nominee: https://twitter.com/crazykarens/status/1272170492212977665?s=20
Karen Vs Heckling #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Helmet #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Front Yard #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Supermarket* #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

(*The Black mother's "crime," in Karen's opinion, was that one of her children had stood on a shelf to reach the gatorade.)
Karen Vs The Fireworks #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Cigarettes #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs Taco Bell #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs The Posters #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen Vs Raccoon Eyes #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen* Vs The Cake #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

*This Karen presents as male, but the behavior is extreme Karenning, even up to asking to speak to the manager. Usually, male Karens are "Chad," but this one...100% Karen.
Karen Vs Failure #KarenOfTheYear nominee:
Karen* Vs The Bodega #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

*Jeezus, another one.
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